Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

‘Nuff said.

So, as we all head out back to work in our cars, a timely reminder:

And at work:

On the way home, a surprise 3-some:

And for a little incentive to get it  up:

Now fire up that engine and get outta here.

News Roundup

Bad News

Short takes, hot cakes:


…only 2 million?  I think we can do better.


…okay, we’re all gonna die.


…and then again, maybe not.  Make up your fucking minds.


…actually, I agree with Biden.  Except that the social composition of my 15 percent will be vastly different from his.


…and the mssiles will launch in 5… 4… 3...


…which means it’s time for crowd control, Kim-style:

And now, a special Texas section (and aren’t we special?)


…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.


…in the Texas idiom:  somebody needs killing (and it’s not the “racists and MAGA people”).

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

So here we are, facing an actual Monday for the first time in months — a Monday where the work week begins and one has to go back to the office:

So, reverting to Mondays of yore, a little savage, non-lockdown sick humor:

…as if drinking a Budweiser wasn’t punishment enough.

And seeing as people are going to have to start flying again at some point:

Color me unconvinced.  And finally:

Now off with you, and try to avoid punching your boss in the face on your first day back.

News Roundup

Bad News

Not The Nine O’Clock News, and no Pamela Stephenson, either.


…I guess I missed where Angela Merkel has reopened Dachau, Buchenwald, Ravensbrück and Bergen-Belsen.


…we already knew you bastards work like that, you rancid old Commie bitch, but thanks for reminding us.


…in the U.S., if Daddy’s 13-year-old daughter had started sleeping with a 34-year-old man, he’d have used the sickle on Loverboy.  But Islam.


…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.


…or maybe it was because of Mayor Hairdo’s lockdown, but we’ll never know.


…because they still believe Hanoi Jane’s “China Syndrome” movie was a documentary.  And that unicorn farts are a valid propulsion fuel.


…now that’s sticking it to The Man, yo.  The latest in our “Guess The Race (of the ‘citizens’) ” feature.  And even better:


…that’s right:  destroy one of the few ways supported by the local population to help “your people” get a better education and escape the poverty that makes you loot stores in your neighborhoods.


…remember, all the clapping and adulation is for the frontline workers in the NHS.  The system itself, however, is the same fucked-up death-dealer it has always been.

Finally, a few related items:


…meanwhile, Over Here: 


…which is a few points less than the Brits.  And yet:

and:


…can we start warming up the tar and plucking the chickens, yet?