Quote Of The Day

From Stephen Green:

“All hell is going to break loose when they find out that I decided to tackle Proust during the shutdown.”

Damn, now that’s a bad shutdown.  No man should ever be so reduced as to having to read Marcel Proust.

Clearly, the VodkaPundit ran out of vodka during his isolation.

Mail Offer

This arrived in my Inbox over the weekend:

Because nothing says “Responsible Gun Ownership” like guns and booze.  And nothing says “Real America” like trying to bribe me with cheap Made-In-China tat.

That said, if the NRA idiots had a Gin Club…

…I still wouldn’t renew my membership.

Monday Funnies

‘Nuff said.

So, as we all head out back to work in our cars, a timely reminder:

And at work:

On the way home, a surprise 3-some:

And for a little incentive to get it  up:

Now fire up that engine and get outta here.

News Roundup

Short takes, hot cakes:


only 2 million?  I think we can do better.


okay, we’re all gonna die.


and then again, maybe not.  Make up your fucking minds.


actually, I agree with Biden.  Except that the social composition of my 15 percent will be vastly different from his.


and the mssiles will launch in 5… 4… 3...


which means it’s time for crowd control, Kim-style:

And now, a special Texas section (and aren’t we special?)


excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.


in the Texas idiom:  somebody needs killing (and it’s not the “racists and MAGA people”).