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Thanks for the mammaries.
Nancy, behave yourself. Someday your going to be a powerful politician !
And that, kids, is how I married your mother.
Olga came to realize that being born with four arms didn’t matter as long as she showed enough boobies.
“It was I who stepped on your dress, fa la la,
The skirts all came off I confess, fa la la,
Revealing for all of the others to see,
Just what it was that endeared you to me…”
Tom Lehrer, “The Wienerschnitzel Waltz”
Young Mrs. Smith shows of exactly why Mr. Smith, the 88 year old billionaire, married her and left her his fortune.
And that’s how you do the tablecloth trick!
For the very first time in recorded history, the bridesmaid’s dresses were a big hit with all the groomsmen.
One of the most fundamental of human rights is that of Open Carry.
After the rear end collision, her airbags deployed.
You sir, win the Internet for today!
Visual proof of Newton’s Third Law of Motion.
And I quote:
Other than the inclusion of “George Soros killed in the crossfire”, that’s pretty much a perfect outcome.
Just giving the groomsmen one last look at them.
(Yeah, yeah, I know; I’m too young to be this cynical.)
no, no you’re not.
It pays to advertise!
During the ‘Hopefully Next!’ mingling segment of the rehearsal supper, Brenda offers her ‘condolences’ to all the unattached bachelors… although, as is customary for these types of functions, the terms ‘unattached’ and ‘bachelors’ are merely a ‘suggestion’ to be occasionally observed sometimes.
It seemed dark in there so Emily turned on her headlights.
After Brandon’s re-assignment surgeries, he was often overly-exuberant in his PDSA (Public Displays of Self-Affection).
In her favorite ‘jus a few Tequila drins, ossifer’ mood, Brenda seemed to misplace her brassiere.
Fortunately, in preparation for the strong likelihood of such a happening, she chose a venue with several fellows available to offer them support!
In order to get into Princeton Linda had to expose her “white privilege.”
Why you should never, ever, ever buy a used dress from Janet Jackson.
It was then that Charysse realized the wisdom of her father’s admonition to never wear a strapless dress.
who let the girls out??!!! who let the girls out???!!!!
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