Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

Before you read Teh Headlines below, here’s a little pick-me-up.


…looks like that “assimilation” thing is working well for the Krauts.


…somebody explain to me why punishment for a crime like this shouldn’t include flaying before execution.


…this is me, wearing Sarah Hoyt’s shocked face.


…man, I didn’t know that Trump has 60 million campaign workers.


…and I’ll believe that poll, as long as “Do you think Blacks are racist?” was one of the questions.


…joins Mandela, far too late, in that great Murdering Bastards Club In The Sky.


…who?  Oh yeah, the guy who’s going to lose an election by a larger margin than George McGovern.


…let’s start more modestly by canceling stupid.


…wrong as always, Rather, you lying Commie cocksucker.


…the only thing newsworthy about this one is that it wasn’t Nicholas Cage.


…I know, I know:  this item no good without pitchurs:

Not quite zero, but close.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Well, the weekend fun is over.

Now the cleanup begins, with a little humor to alleviate the drudgery.

And remember, if you see a helpless young lady stuck with a broken down car:

…her boyfriend is probably hiding behind the bushes with a gun.

5 Worst People In The News

Friday Feature, The Worst

…or, add this to the list of people I don’t want to see in the media, ever again, unless in an obituary.  The list isn’t ranked, for once, because I can’t decide which is actually the worst.

  • Mitt Romney, whose current disloyalty to his party makes me almost glad he lost to Obama
  • big-city Democrat mayors — no point in trying to rank them, they’re all equally dreadful
  • big-mouth Hollywood types (Alec Baldwin, Bette Midler, Alyssa Milano etc.)
  • Hillary Clinton;  you lost, you’re irrelevant and most people want you either dead or in prison orange
  • Johnny Depp and Amber Heard — you’re both as crazy as a sackful of cats tossed in a swimming pool, and if it were possible for both of you to lose, that’s how I’d vote.  Or I’d put the two of you in a weighted sack together and toss you into a swimming pool, come to think of it.

News Roundup

Bad News

…with 0nly occasional links because, really, some things are just not worth getting into any deeper.  [Extreme Puke Alert]


…and in other news, journalists and Democrat politicians sometimes lie.  And speaking of which:


…backed up by none other than:

…I’d suggest that someone Epsteins this foul Stalinist bitch, but unfortunately, it’s unlikely that the Praetorian Guard will turn on this Caesar.


…me neither.  If Texas couldn’t turn purple with Skateboard Jesus  Butt-Boy Beto, it ain’t gonna happen this time.


…or 200,000 or 100 million.  Pick a number (except zero), and Fuckhead Fauci will accept it.


…yeah, all those guns lying around just got up all by themselves and started shooting at random people in the streets.  Another fucking Marxist (see above) who needs “special treatment” (see:  Pinochet).
And to add a gasoline hose to the fire:


…and therefore:


…I would remind everyone that this Castroist lickspittle was elected to office not just once but twice by Noo Yawkers.

But enough politics.  Let’s talk about health, and the lying liars who claim to know what’s best for us.


…and eating too little red meat makes you look like a vegan.  Checkmate.


…except that last week, we were told that a glass of red wine with dinner “could”  prolong life.

I know what all the above makes me feel like:

Glasses are for amateurs.