News snippets for them what couldn’t be bothered with the full catastrophe.
…we know, Ted; but thank you for the reminder.
…and it looks like whole bunch of other people have figured it out, too.
…I have mixed feelings about this. Ordinarily I’d be getting upset, but seeing as it’s Califuckingfornia, the ballots are probably a) Democrat and/or b) fraudulent.
…that’s because your criminal mother did her best to overturn his lawful election, so small wonder.
…wait a minute: now the Salvation Army is doing an Epstein on people? Here, folks, is where we see the effects of illiteracy on headline writers. And speaking of which:
…what was the middle bit, again?
…nice to know that I’m in the minority (as usual).
…from two brats to seven in the space of a single hospital visit. I’m going to have nightmares for a week.
…hell, I can do this: 1) don’t call the Pope a Commie asshole (even though he is); 2) don’t spit in the chalice after getting Communion; and 3) indict the Southern Poverty Law Center for a hate crime because they called the Knights Of Columbus a “hate group”. Easy-peasy.
...looks like BA retired its 747s a little prematurely, there.
…when people like this are murdered, the police usually have more suspects than they can handle.
But here’s a bride we can all get behind, so to speak: