Today is not quite as bad as the usual Monday, because it’s New Wife’s ___ birthday.
Wish her well in Comments, if you’d like.
In the meantime, let’s move on with our regular programming because for everyone else, it’s still Monday morning:
So here we go:
And speaking of which:
Serve him right for buying H&K.
And for some good news:
No get out there and do your shopping. Here’s the countdown.