Tag: Humor

…and then there’s this kind of news:

…which is when the Border Patrol should have started shooting, “to protect the senators’ lives”.

…can’t see why she’s upset; it saves her having to move twice, when President Braindead is tossed out of the WH.

…which in the case of classical music, is clearly true.

And still on the theme of “Campus Foolishness”:

…which is fine — just as long as the total cost of reparations is added to their student loans.

…somebody please tell me this is an April Fool’s Day joke.

…and if you thought the Eyeties were being overrun by Arab and African refugees before…

…cue sad violin music:

…no doubt just the latest in a whole series of kitchen screwups which finally caused him to snap.

…hamster, meet Mr. Garbage Disposal.

…just the latest in our “Extreme Self-Delusion” series.

Now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    

And finally:

Okay, I admit that this particular pic wasn’t in the actual photo shoot, but whatever.

All the news that’s fit to ignore, laugh at, or take as a signal to start the shooting.

…and here I thought it was being caused by militant feministicals.

…nothing like encouraging a culture of snitching to build esprit de corps.

…not the best way to get carpet burns, really.  Key word:  Edinburgh.

…California Gauleiter Gavin Newsom was not available for comment.

…what’s a little thing like “law” when it comes to acting like a dictator?

…key word:  Australia.

…

…given that FC Dallas’s U-15 boys’ team recently beat your gaggle of lesbians 5-2, I wonder how well you  would do against the likes of Lionel Messi, Harry Kane, Ronaldo and Robert Lewandowski, seeing as you want to earn their kind of money?

…strange how it takes a ministerial order for the Brits to do for a year what we do every day Over Here.

…and it’s not even the Babylon Bee.

…funny how everybody calls the U.S. The Great Satan;  and yet when the shit hits the fan, nobody ever calls on the Norwegians or Swedes for assistance.

And now:  Insignifica

   
 

Finally, your ***REAL*** news:

…and for proof of said boo-boo:

Ankles?  Didn’t know she had ’em.

Get well soon, chica!