Tag: Humor

News so graphic, it should be a comic book.  And it is.

…most governments and teachers’ unions equate homeschooling with child abuse anyway.

…climate change is no doubt causing the Moon to wobble too.

…I’d love to see “Mayor” Buttplug’s supporting argument for this drivel.

…hate to break it to you, Sparky, but we’re way past the “beginning” phase.

…I think Mayor Lightweight should offer her services to Johannesburg, where 11 is the hourly count.

…they got the idea from footage of New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina.

…key word:  California, where no legal precedent concerning guns is safe — including the Constitution.

…and just when you thought California was the Perv Capital of the world, the French up their game to remind us who’s boss.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

 

…and lest anyone is not familiar with the last topic:

   

 

My initial take is that not too many people are going to notice the difference.

News that’s so stomach-churning, it requires little comment, e.g. England losing to Italy in the European Cup Final by penalty shoot-off:

…oooh, who said Brexit wasn’t going to hurt?

…but as government so often tells us under such circumstances:  “If you have nothing to hide, you should have nothing to worry about.”

And showing us how to do it:

…if only Hungarian wasn’t such a difficult language to learn.

“GAY GROUP: ‘WE’LL CONVERT YOUR CHILDREN.’” As sung by the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus. (via Insty)
…at least one of those terms is redundant.

…I don’t know who will benefit most from this reversal but given the source, I’m willing to bet it’s Chinese nationals.

Now let’s get to the kind of news that interests everybody.

…someone that delusional just has to be a lifelong Democrat voter.

…which is probably the same percentage of women who have an orgasm during sex. If that.

But to raise the average, we have instances like this:

…welcome to my world, age 15.

And lest we think it’s all orgasms and sweetness and light, there’s this:

…wait till you read the details.  Yowzer.

But now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    

Finally, the usual smut:  last time we saw the Butt Squad, they were being arrested in Dubai:

Apparently, that wasn’t enough for them, because they’ve done it again.  And they support the England football team:

I think they’re quite charming.