News that’s so stomach-churning, it requires little comment, e.g. England losing to Italy in the European Cup Final by penalty shoot-off:
And showing us how to do it:
“GAY GROUP: ‘WE’LL CONVERT YOUR CHILDREN.’” As sung by the San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus. (via Insty)
…at least one of those terms is redundant.
Now let’s get to the kind of news that interests everybody.
But to raise the average, we have instances like this:
And lest we think it’s all orgasms and sweetness and light, there’s this:
But now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, the usual smut: last time we saw the Butt Squad, they were being arrested in Dubai:
Apparently, that wasn’t enough for them, because they’ve done it again. And they support the England football team:
I think they’re quite charming.