Monday Funnies

Yeah, Mondays…

So on we go, trying to make sense of it all:

And a corollary thought:

Finally:

And on a similar topic, here’s some black-and-white goodness (old days version):

 

 

Compare and contrast… or rather, don’t.  It’ll just depress you.

More Detail Necessary

At J&G Sales, this poll appears on the left of the page (ignore misspellings etc):

The “Other” button does not have its usual “Other (specify)” notation, allowing the respondent to enter text.  I wonder what would happen if it did, and a whole bunch of people wrote (under “Other”) stuff like “Hippies”, “Commies” or “BLM assholes”.

I know I’d giggle, for starters.

News Roundup

All the usual crap that passes for news, with irrelevant commentary.  Oh, and boobs at the end.


we keep giving them goats to eat, but the Afghans just repurpose them.


...as Canada’s leading girlyman continues to campaign with his core constituency.


of which about $16.70 would actually reach its intended target.  Pull the other one, Greaseman.


as they work on becoming even more unelectable than they already are.


right.  I guess Boots was all out of foam earplugs.


only 17?  Must have taken the poll in Manhattan or UC Berkeley.


and when the mass hangings begin, we’ll be called the bad guys.


shoot at cops, get acquitted.  Noted.

Scottish police are fined £100,000 for failing woman, 25,
who died after waiting THREE DAYS for help in wreckage of
her crashed car alongside her dead boyfriend – despite
accident being reported to officers
see, if she’d just Twitted “Some nigger bastard and his Paki rent boy crashed into my car“, the rozzers would have been there in seconds.


what’s it called when stuff keeps getting more expensive while purchasing power decreases… wait, it’s on the tip of my tonguesomething about Weimar

Time for INSIGNIFICA:
         
actually, the last one has a link just for the entertainment value.

And now, as promised, some real news:

And finally, our  Slut Of The Week:

Read the story to see why.