Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Room With A View

Real Estate, SHTF

For those who want to get away from it all, there’s always this place:

I can just see the listing description:

Adorable cottage with unbeatable Alpine view needs only a little TLC to make a perfect retreat from the bustle of city life.  No-maintenance garden and limitless recreational activities await its next loving owner.  Property adjoins national park, so no neighbors will spoil your view or solitude.  Only the screams of the many falling climbers  soaring eagles disturb the silence, and winter snows turn the area into a picture-postcard life.  Main road  path only steps away.  One of a kind value!

Uh huh.

News Roundup

Bad News

Bringing you the usual mix of pointless, stupid and crappy stuff.  Also the sorta-news.


…key word:  India.


…the difficult part is not involving Hillary Clinton in the process, because no one will believe a Kamala Harris suicide.


…just wait till they actually get to see some.


…


…Rope.  Tree.  Nadler.  Some assembly required.


…not nice to refer to our beloved FBI as “tools”, but here we are.

And a few headlines from the department of :


…not to mention that it makes them think of eeeevil guns.


…all the hundreds of Nazi-loving actors who ever played Hitler could not be reached for comment.  Best part:  Mirren is a howling Lefty.


…good.  Let’s go back to calling them perverts. sickos and Clintons.


…how about:

…too strong?

And in an unusual display of common sense:


…next on the list:  Afghans, now that the Great Satan is no longer in their country and peace has been restored.


…what he said.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

 


…actually, there’s no “could” about it.  As the holder of a foreign title, Markle is Constitutionally prevented from being President.  LOL.

Finally, from a hardworking wife and mother:


…and because:

…here ya go:

Hey, for a quarter-million bucks a year, I’m just surprised there aren’t more of them.  Or maybe there are, but how would I know?  (I feel a spin-off post coming…)

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

And seeing as it’s the first Monday after our high holy day (National Ammo Day), let’s alleviate the Monday Blues with the following:

…which will henceforth be the logo of our Righteous Shootings posts.

And lastly, in the spirit of the above:

Now go and cook your breakfast meal.

News Roundup

Bad News

When will it ever end?


…I always suspected something like that was going on.


…this is going to end well, just not for him.

Dept. Of Irony:


…guess she wasn’t really her best friend after all.

From the Josef Goebbels Memorial Wing:


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And in medical news:


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…this being Italy, she probably said that just to protect her cousin.

From the Karma Is A Cold Bitch Department:


…no reports on how many people showed up at his funeral, or whether there was laughter.

And from the Department Of The Blindingly Obvious:


and:

…where would we be without polls and reports?


…no doubt, the Jews will be blamed.  Again.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

   


…I suppose that means we’ll be stuck with the Kardashians and Lizzo forever.  Hand me the pills, Simon.


…a.k.a. the “Frozen” Syndrome.


…it might have been even worse had we actually seen Gaga’s well-trodden pudenda.

And here’s Marilyn, just so that everyone can see what I’m talking about:

Not even close.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Wheeeee… it’s Monday again.

So let’s lie down and whimper in pain together:

Posted earlier:

Well, he does have some competition from Michigan:

So here’s a pic of a mermaid:

…and a pic of Sara Verone, who isn’t a mermaid:

And finally Juliette Lewis, who isn’t Italian:

Now strap on yer high heels and head for work.