News so gloomy, you’re going to need (another) G&T.
…just wait till they try this in the men’s jail.
…in a couple of centuries’ time, they’ll probably pardon all those pedophile priests.
…never thought I’d call the time of syphilis and gonorrhea “the good old days”.
…and in the background, the shuttered nuclear power stations are chuckling.
…the ten million men similarly affected? Fuck ’em, they should know better.
…and is promptly arrested for promoting animal abuse.
…or, the annual income from just two slot machines.
From the Dept. of Covidiocy:
…proving once again that Brits are undersexed.
…and this is bad news because the scumbag survived, even though shot six times by Our Hero. Prolly used a Glock 9mm.
And now comes the INSIGNIFICA:
And speaking of women who could fake their orgasms and nobody would care:
And that’s today’s (and yesterday’s, and the day before’s, etc.) news.