1. Be with you next, Sugar. the more you relax the easier it will for me to reach to the elbow but being tense don’t bother me none

  2. Adhering to the old adage “You don’t want to see it made…”, and although the brightly-colored [ed. note: use of the word ‘colored’ is a self-congratulatory reference to the non-Afrikan origins of the ingredients] packaging promised a prize — in this case, an exclusive limited-edition secret decoder ring — the two sisters were far more interested in the pure brutality of the old hen and the remainder of the meal’s horrific preparation… Yikes!

  3. Emma sue demonstrates her new method of preventing choking, saying “I ain’t gonna lick no hind, but I can shove my hand in one!”

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