Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

Highlighting all the asinine, stupid and pointless news.  And on the non-Biden front:

RCOB Department:


…or, “Guy who tested Covid-negative before allowed to fly still has to be quarantined lest he infect his dying father.”  Kill them all, now.

And in other WuFlu news:


…okay, then.  CVS, here I come.


…torn between woke banks and income stream from sluts. Ouch.


…where would we be without Science?


…exchanging cabbage for cunnilingus, for the win.


…are they allowed to vote while handcuffed?  Asking for a friend.


…now there’s a minority group, especially in California.


…as Sweden enters the “Stupidest Nation On The Planet” competition with a bang.


…I had no idea that so many “progressives” were of Swedish origin.


…considering that ol’ Ron had access to willing and available poontang pretty much 24/7 for well over thirty years, you have to ask yourself why his accusers were anywhere near him, if not for sex. Sounds kinda bogus.

And now for Biden News:


…Biden:  hold my beer.


…which comes to just over 8,000 jobs added per month.  Trump’s pre-Covid stats were running at about 40,000 – 50,000 per month, by comparison.

and:
Vice President Harris cancels plans to campaign for California Gov. Newsom
…OMG is Newsom that fucked?

Some INSIGNIFICA:

   

Wales, again:


…so are all languages, actually, but hey.

And speaking of the Welsh, here’s Carol Vorderman:

 

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Mondays don’t matter if you’re a seal:

…unless there’s a killer whale in your immediate future;  but for the rest of us, we have to face the week with a smile, lest we become all shooty and stuff.  So:

And finally, a Reader’s nomination for the next (Republican) President’s Cabinet:

It could not possibly be any worse than the current one.

So, as always, a few Gratuitous Chick Pics to help you on your way.

Category:  Vocalists.

I’d offer a prize of a box of ammo to anyone could name them all, but y’all would just go and Guggle them, so forget it.

Happy Monday.

Policy Change

Writing

A few people have taken issue with the way I show my displeasure at officialdom and busybodies [some redundancy]  by using this cartoon:

“It’s too crass, Kim!” and “You have more class than that, Kim!”  are the common themes.

Far be it for me to upset my more conservative Readers, so in future I may be using this instead:


I trust that this change is to everyone’s satisfaction…

News Roundup

Bad News

The news, like Biden’s addled brain, is all over the place today.


…oh really?  Just wait till you try to pawn your vibrator when cash is tight, sweetie.


…I probably speak for quite a few people when I say, “No more.  Ever.”

And speaking of people we don’t want to see or hear from ever again:


…ah yes, hurricanes:  that deadly disease.


…yawn.


…and the word is “slew”, not the name of a noizee 70s Brit rock band.

This is the shocking moment an Orthodox Jewish man
is punched in the face by a passer-by in a ‘racist attack’
that left him unconscious – just hours after a child was
attacked nearby.
…let’s all play “guess the passer-by’s race”, shall we?


…and only the U.S. State Department was surprised by this news item.


…we’re just trying to keep them feeling at home, right?

And speaking of disgusting:


…not that I would want to be in the same zip code as any of them anyway.


…everyone knows you never go Full Jesus.


…and she looks about how you’d expect her to look.

Total Suckage Department:

     


…why did this headline make me giggle like a schoolgirl?

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

 

And yet another sign that the Apocalypse is nigh:


…non-alcoholic Guinness.  Jaysus wept.

Here’s Logan’s Run  star Jenny Agutter: