About as bad as usual, hence the level of commentary.
…you married a rock star and expected to be treated like a princess?
…much as I care nothing for this issue, I should point out to the Ginger Whinger that as this ceremony is being held in the United States, he has a First Amendment right — you know, the one he didn’t “get” — to wear his old lieutenant’s uniform from his tours of duty in Afghanistan — it’s the only part of his pre-Meghan life that we respect anyway.
…okay, I just made this one up. Or did I?
And now, some INSIGNIFICA:
…that’s it: they’re doomed.
Finally, from the Dept. of Total Suckage: