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Ah, Texas

November 26, 2021 Kim du Toit Anti-Gun Nannies, Marketing / Advertising, The Gun Thing

Here’s one guaranteed to make the GFW Brigade have fits:

The owner of a Texas gun store and shooting range is holding a “not guilty sale” after Kyle Rittenhouse was acquitted of all charges last Friday.

The Saddle River Range in Conroe sent a text message to customers about the “Pre-Black Friday clearance sale” which started Saturday and will last through Thanksgiving.

My favorite part?

“We would like to clear up some confusion, the post states. “We are celebrating the life that Kyle Rittenhouse now gets to live because he was able to defend himself without being penalized for it. This is a big win for the Second Amendment and cause for celebration. For those of you who think we are celebrating “the death of innocent people”, we apologize that you didn’t take the time to gather and evaluate the actual facts from the case.”

Brilliant. And thankee Reader Mike S who sent it to me.

Caption Competition #205

November 26, 2021 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

Your suggestions in Comments.

Room With A View

November 24, 2021 Kim du Toit Real Estate, SHTF

For those who want to get away from it all, there’s always this place:

I can just see the listing description:

Adorable cottage with unbeatable Alpine view needs only a little TLC to make a perfect retreat from the bustle of city life. No-maintenance garden and limitless recreational activities await its next loving owner. Property adjoins national park, so no neighbors will spoil your view or solitude. Only the screams of the many ~~falling climbers~~ soaring eagles disturb the silence, and winter snows turn the area into a picture-postcard life. Main ~~road~~ path only steps away. One of a kind value!

Uh huh.

News Roundup

November 22, 2021 Kim du Toit Bad News

Bringing you the usual mix of pointless, stupid and crappy stuff. Also the sorta-news.

…key word: India.

…the difficult part is not involving Hillary Clinton in the process, because no one will believe a Kamala Harris suicide.

…just wait till they actually get to see some.

…

…Rope. Tree. Nadler. Some assembly required.

…not nice to refer to our beloved FBI as “tools”, but here we are.

And a few headlines from the department of :

…not to mention that it makes them think of eeeevil guns.

…all the hundreds of Nazi-loving actors who ever played Hitler could not be reached for comment. Best part: Mirren is a howling Lefty.

…good. Let’s go back to calling them perverts. sickos and Clintons.

…how about:

…too strong?

And in an unusual display of common sense:

…next on the list: Afghans, now that the Great Satan is no longer in their country and peace has been restored.

…what he said.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

…actually, there’s no “could” about it. As the holder of a foreign title, Markle is Constitutionally prevented from being President. LOL.

Finally, from a hardworking wife and mother:

…and because:

…here ya go:

Hey, for a quarter-million bucks a year, I’m just surprised there aren’t more of them. Or maybe there are, but how would I know? (I feel a spin-off post coming…)