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News Roundup

March 14, 2022 Kim du Toit Bad News

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So let’s start slurping.

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…thus denying him a lucrative career at Pornhub in the future.

As for Climate Changery:

…just wait till someone drops a rocket on your watermelons, dude. And:

…nah. It all grows back eventually. Just not the people.

From the Short Bus Department:

…oooh, that’s going to end the Ukranian invasion, eh?

And bringing Max Stupid back home:

…neither you nor the TexGov has that much money, snowflake.

…her own younger son having let his chopper license expire while he was off shagging teenagers on islands.

…I had no idea that the Royal Mail employs Harvard MBAs.

Dept. of No Fucks Given:

And more from Hollyweird:

…not that anyone’s going to watch the Oscar wankfest this year, anyway.

And an extended, no-link INSIGNIFICA:

…note for Murkins: 27 stone = 27×14 = 378 lbs.

Here’s someone named Ellie Bamber (nope, no idea, sorry) who doesn’t weigh 378lbs… in fact, she looks like she barely weighs 73lbs.

And that’s all the news that’s fit to summarize.

Monday Funnies

March 14, 2022 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

So out of the water and onto land we go:

And in the same vein:

And speaking of smoking (hot), try Laura Elena Harring:

Off the couch, and off to work with you.

Calling All Tyrants

March 11, 2022 Kim du Toit Resistance, War Stories

Via the Greek Digit, I found this most excellent piece of writing:

In a Quinnipiac survey, people were asked “If you were in the same position as Ukrainians are now, do you think that you would stay and fight or leave the country?” The results showed that an overwhelming majority of Republicans and a comfortable majority of independents say they would stay and fight. As for Democrats? 52% said they would leave the country.

Okay… you know what I’m going to say next.

Can somebody, anybody out there invade us? I promise not to mobilize the 34th Beer & Treason Brigade until the invasion* has occupied at least the East and West coasts, and the fucking hippies / Communists who infest the areas have run off to join their little soyboy pal Trudeau in the Frozen North.

(After that, of course, WOLVERINES!!!!)

I think the game is worth the candle. Anything to get the Left outta here so we don’t have to take care of them ourselves.

*It has to be a serious invasion, with landing craft carrying troops, and tanks and stuff driving up and down Madison Ave and all through the Mission District. If you want to shell Portland and Seattle like the Russkis are doing to Kiev… well, okay. We’ll even email you maps of all the BLM hideouts so you’ll know where to start aiming the rockets.

Don’t worry about the U.S. Armed Forces; just throw a few hundred trannies in your front ranks and the U.S. Woke Regiments won’t shoot lest they be accused of LGBT hatred, or something.

I need to stop now before I get too excited.

News Roundup

March 11, 2022 Kim du Toit Bad News

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So let’s down it all in one long, ghastly gulp.

…and it should come as absolutely no surprise that the person behind this foulness is a self-described “femme, fat, queer, magical pleasure worker, educator, and artist“. I’d post a picture, but I respect my Readers too much.

…I know, how silly. Now let’s talk about heavenly angels…

,,,given that it’s Cardiff, Tchaikowski would probably be overjoyed.

…but unless the legislation includes severe penalties for non-compliance, it will be as useful as a banana in a house fire.

…ah yes, page 127 of The Communist Manifesto: “When prices rise because of shortages, it is the greed of the corporations, and not of the government policy which caused the shortage“. And: