Quote Of The Day

Via Joe Huffman:

“An iron law of free speech on social media is that any site that allows you to use the n-word and call people homophobic slurs is going to be flooded by people who want to do nothing but use the n-word and call people homophobic slurs.” — Tamara K.

It’s something of a tightrope, to be sure.  The only reason I don’t allow ugly speech (niggers, Yids, etc.) on this website is because it’s impolite.  Far better to call the offender a miserable motherfucker because if we know one thing, it’s that motherfuckery knows no racial or ethnic boundaries.

I don’t care about homosexualism of either gender being referred to as homos etc. because it’s easier to type “homo” than “homosexual”, and “lesbo” than “lesbian”.  Or you can go the Jeremy Clarkson route:  “homosexualists”, “lesbianists” etc.

National nicknames are just that, and if the Frogs or Japs get all hissy about it, I don’t care.

You can call the fucking Greens whatever you want (see above).  Ditto vegans.

Etiquette

Like many people, I don’t watch Presidential State Of The Union speeches (of either party), because I only have so many TVs in the house and so many bullets to shoot at them.

Seriously, I don’t like hearing from Government, in detail, of how they’re planning to fuck me over the next year.

So I generally read VodkaPundit’s live drunkblog of the whole thing because a. I like Stephen and b. it’s way funnier than what’s actually being said  (e.g. during a George W. SOTU, “I do believe the President’s pants just caught fire”).

However, last night Steve went beyond the pale with this comment:

“Liz Warren just spontaneously orgasmed when Biden said he’d raise taxes.”

Clearly, our esteemed commentator forgot the Iron Rule, i.e. that “Elisabeth Warren” and “orgasm” should never be put in the same sentence.  The mental image is just too ghastly for a civilized man to deal with.

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And on we go:


ah yes, another argument for letting computers run everything.


although they’ve probably kept back enough to be used against their own citizens, the fascist fuckers.


let’s just see what happens if Gummint tries tries to push this shit on us again.


some filthy sexist probably asked why all their rape victims are women.



can’t win, so why bother? [snigger]


should have just called the toilet “undersized” instead.


key word:  California.


oh, just fuck off and peddle your fake panic somewhere else.  We have bigger things to worry about, e.g. this:


oy, here we go again…

And still on that silly topic:  INSIGNIFICA!!!

 

…as Our Britney gets both a dick stick from her latest boyfriend, and a head of steam [sic]  going for a Train Smash.

Finally, here’s something newsworthy:  ITV newsreader Lucrezia Millarini.

Quite delectable.

Quote Of The Day

From some guy on the Internet:

“In my view, Putin is highly unlikely to pick a fight directly with NATO. He will work to undermine NATO, though he’s delusional if he thinks he can do a better job than Joe Biden.”