Tag: Humor

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Let’s jump right in.

…I can only hope that the cure was found in dolphin livers.

…I like the new euphemism for “rape”:  “struggle snuggle”.

…and goodbye to reliable electricity.

…that’s gonna be a very short series.

…whatever.

…why the question?

…other than Barry Sanders, I didn’t know they had any.

…as long as it’s the top half…

…sounds like the Murkin socialists at the prospect of a Republican tidal wave.

…hey, Numb-Nuts:  “Kill It With Fire!” is what’s known as “hyperbole”.

     

…like anyone cares what a delivery boy thinks.

And finally:

…not bad for an old auntie, is she?

Feel free to disagree, of course, as the Roundup comes [sic]  to a close.

(no sponsor this week, so I’ll just invent one:)

I wish.  Anyway, let’s fire away [sic] :

…a.k.a. Why Kim Left South Africa.

…ummmm… feeling a little conflicted here, Boss.

…wait, you ate street food in Bangladesh? LOLZ

And speaking of inedible food:

…excellent news because on the whole, Hershey makes the world’s worst-tasting chocolate.

From the Dept. of Unwelcome Settlers:

…welcome to our world, compadres.  Every single thing you don’t like about them, we don’t like either. 
(Signed)  Texas, Arizona, Florida, Utah, Idaho, Colorado and a couple others.

…and then the screws locked down the women’s block.  I report, you decide.

…no.  Nice try.  But if we’re going to go down that road, first let’s ban you fuckers from using private jets:  fly commercial.  And sell off your exotic car collections, while you’re there.

…in the “Custer Killed By Indians” Breaking News department.

…leading to the inevitable:  “YOU HAD ONE JOB!”

…“Husband Kills Himself In Delivery Room.”

And in INSIGNIFICA:

 

…and to nobody’s surprise, the last survivor is:

Finally:

…I dunno, man;  seems kind of a waste to me.  And isn’t she Colombian?

And that’s all the news that’s fit to be taxed.