In my normal bottom-feed from the UK Daily Mail comes this item:
A couple from Redcar in Yorkshire are four months pregnant with their second child after using a sperm guide.
Shows you what I know; I always thought a “sperm guide” was a classy term for a penis.
And then there’s this little snippet:
An Estonian women claims to be able to orgasm without any physical stimulation through the use of tantric yoga techniques and has taken a blood hormone test to prove it.
I’d never even heard of “tantric yoga” before (or if I did, I ignored it as some useless foreign shit).
Anyway, I’m starting to revise my opinion of my late mother, whose morals would have pleased Jesus, but who was also… a yoga teacher. No wonder she was always in such a relaxed mood.