And off we go, like a slut’s panties:
...hands up, those of you who think this task force won’t fix a damn thing:
…oh, all of you, huh?
...wrong headline. The proper premise is: where the hell are those billions coming from?
...that’s just Trump being his narcissistic asshole self.
Some good news, for a change:
...anything that prevents the distribution of that foul-tasting shit is A Good Thing.
News from the Mass Assimilation Project:
...but you assholes are still going to vote him back into power, so who cares.
...ditto for this clueless harlot and her equally-clueless NY voters.
From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:
...and the citizens’ response should be:
Speaking of people who need a ride on Air Pinochet:
...of course you didn’t. That was Hunter’s job, you corrupt motherfucker.
In the Kingdom Of Wokedom:
...LOL and it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of preening, self-righteous shitheads.
...that’ll teach you to recruit marketing staff from Anheuser-Busch.
In INSIGNIFICA (a.k.a. “How does this bullshit qualify as news?”):
...poor kid. Imagine being born into that celebrity whores’ nest.
And in Celebrity News:
Yeah, I remember Lisa back when she was a youthful hottie:
And that’s it for the news.
...as long as you weren’t turned on, darlin’.
