…or at least won Comment Of The Decade.
Seen at Kenny’s place.
Even if it’s NOT true, it’s the funniest story ever.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
Speaking of close shaves:
...okay, which one of you didn’t return Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face? And lest you think this is a U.S.-only thing:
...of course you have, you slimy little shit.
Still on the topic of Gummint skullduggery:
...wait, they weren’t on c.c.?
...”the common defense” treaty clause notwithstanding? Again, I am astonished that someone with so little foreign affairs intelligence was once U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.
Some Crime News:
...and a nation cheers.
…and: 
...I assume both were the Frigidaire 247 “Jeffrey Dahmer” model.
And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...gosh, who could have seen this coming? — well, apart from any thinking human being, that is.
From the Dept. Of Injustice:
...if this evil, murderous bitch were murdered in the prison parking lot within minutes of release, I’d throw a party.
...in other news: scorpion stings frog.
...and if you’re thinking “swapsies?”, I know: I’m wondering the same thing. They all look a little too All-American Christianist, judging by the pic; but nowadays, who knows?
...don’t tell us; tell that foul Paltrow mountebank.
And in still more INSIGNIFICA:
...unless she had really bad sex when she was (a lot) younger, I bet it isn’t. But that’s not as stomach-churning as this one:
...just kill me now. Foul Scandi slut.
But some welcome news, for a change, in Women’s Sports:
...and who she, this Giulia Gwinn?
And not in uniform:
Lovely. I’m really glad she’s not following the Slut Career Path.
“Dear Dr. Kim”
“Dear Dr. Kim:
“Not only has my wife now gone off sex altogether, she won’t even kiss me. She says it makes her feel “dirty and disgusting” and that it’s just not something she wants to do any more. I don’t understand where this has come from, but it’s beginning to break my heart.
“I’m 55 and she is 49. We have been married for 20 years and now have two grown-up children. While we’ve never had the most exciting sex life, we always used to make time for a bit of intimacy. Now she no longer touches me, and even when I try to kiss her or cuddle her, she makes it clear how uncomfortable she is about it. I’ve tried everything but she is making me feel unattractive and unwanted.
“How can I solve this problem? I miss feeling close to her.
Dear Rejected:
Of all the ways a woman can reject a man, telling him that intimacy makes her feel “dirty and disgusting” has to be the most brutal. So why is she doing this to you?
She’s having an affair.
No point whining about it; it’s a done deal. If you don’t want to get a divorce, move all your stuff into another bedroom (you should have one, as your kids are grown), and then start living a separate life from her: women, friends, late nights and so on. When you go out, don’t tell her where you’re going or when she can expect you back. If she asks if you’re seeing another woman, tell her it’s none of her business. Tell her that “closeness” is a two-way street, and as she’s walked away from you, you’re not going to beg for it.
Don’t even bother negotiating with her, and don’t listen to her if she wants “things to go back to the way they used to be”.
By the way: if she’s not having an affair, then she has psychological problems that are so profound that there’s no point in you trying to understand or fix them.
In either case, my advice is the same: dump her and get on with your own life.
3 Honest Questions
Okay, here are three things in the current Zeitgeist that I need answers to.
- Am I the only one who gets the creeps every time I see this little fegeleh‘s pic?
- If the Stupidest Person In Congress (that would be Sheila Jackson-Lee of Texas) has admitted that she wouldn’t be where she is without affirmative action, does that not condemn the whole policy right there?
- Am I the only one who can’t watch a video of Biden mumbling, stumbling, stammering his way through a public appearance and making an absolute fool of himself? I mean, I actually cringe at the spectacle and have to turn it off.
Feel free to voice your thoughts in Comments.
Monday Funnies
It is, it is. And so:
Sing it, Scott McKenzie:
Aaaah, Ted: still getting giggles after all these years…
And here are some single moms — or maybe they’re not moms, or even single — who knows?
So let’s all head off into the week:
News Roundup
Speaking of tranquilized women:
...you had me at “zodiac zealots” — a more polite way to term “superstitious morons”. And speaking of idiots:
...animal lovers: no helping them.
...not to mention all those “teens” on the street where she lives in NYfC.
...yeah, how dare they. And speaking of the Constitution:
...so lemme see: all-White golf clubs (for example) are Constitutionally protected? Got it.
It’s the Chicago Way:
...I would suggest that the bonus-holers who put them there are the real trash, but I’m just a man so what do I know?
...adds meaning to the term “Officer Friendly”, dunnit? Although it must be said that being forced to give a government agent a blowjob is very good training for future citizens.
More Lawn Order News:
...my guess is that his Spanish is going to improve, big time.
...just another example of that famous “British Tolerance”.
...and nobody saw this coming, of course. [/sarc]
And in INSIGNIFICA:
… 
Finally, in Sporting News:
...have to say, I didn’t see it either:
“Who she?” you ask. No idea, but here’s some more of her:
Quite sporty. And that’s it for the news.