Category: Bad News

And diving straight into the nudes news:

...follow the link to get the location and dates etc.  You dirty animals.

Global Warming Climate Cooling Change News:

...in case you’re wondering, I’m off looking for Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.

...yeah, there is.  All that “civilization”, “lifesaving inventions”, “engineering” and so on are all very well and good.  But what has Whitey done for us recently?

Booz Nooz:

...I did my best.

...actually, I found the reverse is true:  but then I’m a social drinker, not a solitary one.

...quelle surprise.  However, there’s no reason to wait for next week’s contradictory report, because:

...this according to noted health expert Vera Wang.

...just wait till they read To Have And Have Not.

...and from other news outfits… nope, I haven’t heard anything, either.

...I think under “Clueless Assholes” in the dictionary, you’ll find the Pals.

And the speaking of Muzzy assholes, here’s the latest from the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:

…just couldn’t wait to get after that pale infidel poon, could he?

...but apart from all that, the article was accurate.  [/NYT]

...call me old-fashioned, but I’m going to stick with the tried and tested “hang a wet towel on it” exercises.  I have no idea what vaginal peace signs are;  hippy kegels?

And in INSIGNIFICA:

   

...anyone who knows who these people are needs to get a life.

And on behalf of today’s sponsor, just one more item on the topic:

...yeah I know, just another BritTV breakfast show totty.  When she covers up, she looks quite normal and mumsy:

...but when she lets the girls out to play, however:

And now we’re all abreast of the news.

…back when women didn’t need “HR” to fix their problems.  And in similar vein:

...lest federal agents become exposed to lead poisoning?  Asking for a friend.

And in more Biden Administration News:

...and why not?  He already appointed Pete Buttplug as TransportSec, and look how well that turned out.

...here’s how it works, the way most people see it: if there was “negligence”, it came from not seeing Epstein’s killers going into his cell; and if it was “misconduct”, it was holding his cell door open for them.

In Foreign Bad News:

...and a nation rejoices:

Still in Britishland:

…

In Groomer News:

...perhaps another reason why Biden wants to ban lead bullets.  Just thinking aloud here, Boss.

...can you say “death spiral”, children?  I knew you could.  And:

...this is known as “lemming marketing”, FYI.

...I have an inclusive term for magazines like this one, but let’s not make Homeland Security any more nervous than they already are.

Ah yes, Africa Wins Again:

...and that was before he could get to South Africa.

Now some Global Cooling Climate Warming Change news:

...alternative title:  Sweden Comes To Its Senses.  Unlike the next lot:

...having solved all their crime, homeless and public health problems, NYC goes to the next urgent issue.

...yeah, but Over Here we have Amy Schumer, Kathy Griffin and Nancy Pelosi already, so we’re kinda used to the problem.

...Goop, the Early Years.

And in the much-loved INSIGNIFICA department:

Finally, some ShowBiz News:

…and for my Murkin Readers who are not familiar with this Brit ladypopstar:

…and here she was at the aforementioned Glastonbury:

Not a bad way to end the news, really.

And speaking of guns:

...or it might be time for Tulsa to trade this asshole for someone who actually supports the Second Amendment.

In Pervo/Groomer News:

...and why are we just not surprised by this?

...Idaho?  These sick fucks are everywhere.

But finally, a voice of reason rings out:

...and so say all of us.

RAAYYYYYCISM ALERT:

...in which we play Guess The Professor’s Race — and for a bonus, its sexual inclination.

In Entertainment [sic] News:

...from Britishland, where politicians routinely interfere in places where they have no business.  Not that we have any room to talk, here in Murka.

...clearly not (see next item).

...is there any form of stupidity (e.g. Communism and now Global Cooling Climate Warming Change) that ol’ Hanoi Jane won’t support?

And from our International Desk:

...keyword:  Japan.

…keyword:  Australia.

...may be the winner of the “Most Fucked-Up Headline Of 2023” competition — but it’s still only June, and Biden’s still in office.

And speaking of that, more (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:

 

...and knowing Gwynnie, it’s of her stanky love tunnel.

...who she?  We’ve seen her here on these pages before — and a reminder:

 

Oh yeah:  her.  And the “breathtaking” outfit:

A tasty end to the news, yes?

Ah yes:  let’s play “mock the Southerner”.  Then again, rather them than the Juneteenth celebrants.

...and for once, playing “Guess The Race?” is completely redundant.

Our new feature, Anus News:

...as the next item will reveal:

…

And speaking of assholes:

...he should have charged them with theft, or shot them on site.  See the link for details.

Some Pervert News:

...actually, no.  We really, really hate you.

...I think “Hang The Groomer” should be part of every right-thinking curriculum.

...see above.

Some news from the Bureaucracy:

...clearly, the local government doesn’t have enough to do — which, if you’ve ever been to Galveston, you’d know isn’t true.  Everything that’s wrong with government is contained in this report.

International News:

...frankly, I’m amazed at their restraint.

...ah yes, the argument between the Gourd Group and the Sandal Followers rages on, yea unto the 21st century.

...shoddy reporting.  Was it a hatchet?  a logger’s axe?  or did the shithead go Full Viking?  Whatever, the KiwiGov is going to doubleplus ban it.  I think that all restaurants should be closed, to end this vicious cycle of mass attacks on diners.  (What?  it’s the same argument they use for guns.)

...I first read that as “Anal sex”.  Never mind;  carry on, nothing to see here.

And speaking of stuff not worth seeing, how about a little INSIGNIFICA:

  ...sexist bastards.

In in our Paige Three section, someone not Spirinac:

And away we go down the road, putting all this behind us.