I’ve always enjoyed actor Matt Damon’s work, whether in the Rounders-type suspense roles, the execrable Bourne series or even the caper string of Ocean’s 11. And yes, I loved Good Will Hunting. (A full list of his 100-odd acting roles is available here.)
With that many movies, our boy would be expected to be away from home a great deal, but clearly he makes up for lost time when he is home, having fathered a lorra lorra kids with his super-hot Argentinian wife. Nothing wrong there, either.
However, I recently saw this pic of Matt and his family:
…and to be honest, while it certainly is a fine collection of ladies, I can’t help but wonder at the gender imbalance. I mean, I have to think that there’s some menstrual “syncing” here — which is probably why the man is away from home on location a lot.
Just a guess.
Damon is a Democrat so the toilet seats at their house never get raised
Not to get too technical, but I’ve been told small dick produces girls, big dick produces boys. See, boy sperm are a bit lazy and you gotta put ’em closer to the egg for them to get there. Or something similar. I made boys myself, as did my father. At least that’s the lore in my family. My uncle, who made four girls, kinda disagrees.
One minor quibble. The oldest girl was hers from a previous encounter, although I believe Mr. Damon subsequently adopted her.