Like many people, I don’t watch Presidential State Of The Union speeches (of either party), because I only have so many TVs in the house and so many bullets to shoot at them.
Seriously, I don’t like hearing from Government, in detail, of how they’re planning to fuck me over the next year.
So I generally read VodkaPundit’s live drunkblog of the whole thing because a. I like Stephen and b. it’s way funnier than what’s actually being said (e.g. during a George W. SOTU, “I do believe the President’s pants just caught fire”).
However, last night Steve went beyond the pale with this comment:
“Liz Warren just spontaneously orgasmed when Biden said he’d raise taxes.”
Clearly, our esteemed commentator forgot the Iron Rule, i.e. that “Elisabeth Warren” and “orgasm” should never be put in the same sentence. The mental image is just too ghastly for a civilized man to deal with.