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…and puke-worthy it is, too:
…entitled: “How My Mommy And Daddy Killed A Very Bad Man In A Faraway Country.”
…“mental health” in the headline — oy, here we go with another gin shot.
…[opens a new bottle of gin]
From the annals of COVIDIOCY:
…as long as there’s a ball gag underneath the mask, I’m cool with it. And:
As for INSIGNIFICA:
…LOL he’d have to marry some trollop American actress first, so he could get a residence visa. But on a more serious note: what have we done to piss the Brits off so badly?
I know; y’all want to know who this Emily Atack is and why someone would want to send her dick pics, right?
Now you know.