Tag: Humor

But what brings on B.O. quicker than anything?  HOT WEATHER!  Which means:

...and when the temperature doesn’t increase in three years’ time, can we flog these scientists (and journalists) in public for unnecessarily spreading fear and panic?  And if that isn’t bad enough:

...it could happen in 10,000 years’ time, or it could happen tomorrow.  Now THAT’S what I call a precise prediction.

...to which I say:

In other words, if you feel threatened by beer (or scientists for that matter), drink gin.

Time for some / ?  I think it is.

...and then should arrest all the orgs’ staff for funding civil unrest.

...and quite rightly so.  They encourage the lawlessness, let them pay for it.  Feel free to charge them for the cost of National Guard deployment, for extra budgetary pleasure.

...why carry on with the wall if they’re not coming in?  For the benefit of future non-MAGA presidential administrations.

...we’re not shooting them dead in the streets when we find them, are we?  That’s about as humane as we should be prepared to go.  (see next item)

...I dunno, I thought they did a pretty good job back in the ’70s at Kent State.

...you mean they’re not getting the free education that they shouldn’t be getting in the first place?
#FeatureNotBug

...nothing to see here, move along.  And:

...I was hoping for three-thirds, but this is a good start.  Transfer all the cuttees to ICE, where they’ll actually be useful.

In Justice News:

...if I may make a humble suggestion, then:

...now that’s gratitude for ya.  Feel free to remove this rapist by including him on the flight above.

...the cops are probably Republicans, and thought: “Democrats killing Democrats? ”

And now, some unlinked 

     …#JoinedInTheFun

...nope, I have no familiarity with the dramatis personae either.

And in our wanderings down :

...not that we’ve never seen La Sharon’s surgical creations before, but hey:

And a couple of the other pics from the shoot:

And on that artistic vision of sexual harassment, we’ll end it all.

There’s no time for self-pleasuring or any of that nonsense, darling;  it’s
time.

...keyword:  “if”.  And “if” I win the lottery, there will be a huge increase in the number of “climate scientists” murdered by contract killers.

...I’m so old, I thought that the Nimbus was a broom model used by witches and wizards to avoid traffic jams.

...ahem:

But enough panic.  Let’s get busy with the important stuff, like Sex News.

...in the good old mid-20th century days, this was known as “Kraft durch Freude”.

In :

...a.k.a. stopping the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© insanity from screwing up an entire state.

From the Dept. of Tourism:

...as had the Titanic.

In our new Riots & Mayhem Dept.:

...pity the fools.  My only problem is that the TexGov has pre-emptively mobilized the Guard, thus depriving me of some potential sporting activity.

...that bad apple hasn’t fallen far from the poisonous tree, huh?

...wait a minute:  how can the rioting / burning cars thing be happening in Britishland, too?  They’re not deporting anyone.

...that’s because the Irish Gummint isn’t deporting anyone either.

And in Global Jew-Hate News:

...took them long enough.  Even Egypt recognizes that the MuBros are a bunch of filthy terrorists.

And in an opposite move:

...too bad all those old Nazi refugees are long dead, because it would have been so much fun to watch their anti-Semitic asses do an Eichmann at the end of a rope.

…

From the Education Dept.:

...and apparently the bonkee is “depressed and lacking self-worth” as a result of her counseling.  JHC, what a precious little snowflake.

And now we look once again at linkless   

    

Once more down :

...because one week, you’re in — and the next week, you’re out:

...in-out-in-out:  I have no idea what that means, except that she’s not bad for a semi-centenarian.

Which makes it a good time to end this silliness.