It’s Monday? However did you guess?
Classical aside:
And now onto the main event:
And on a tangential topic:
Now go and get those Labor Day specials.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Caption Competition #408
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News Roundup
And you’re going to need a few dry ones, after reading this roundup. Or maybe champagne might be a better idea, in some cases. But first:
...AND it’s rising in Sagittarius! [/fucking bullshit]
In Business News:
Target Tanks
...couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of woke assholes.
And in MAGA News:
...you know, it’s not nice to tease us like this.
...I for one mourn the end of Afrikaans in the system. [/sarc]
...cheaper than machine-gun towers and landmines, anyway.
...wake me when the Oklahoma number reaches 500,000.
...wait, wait: Alligator Alcatraz, Deportation Depot, Speedway Slammer, Camp East Montana (in Texas!)… pretty soon we’re going to need a scorecard, fellas.
...Dominion are going to need all the money they can get because:
...and while he’s there, he’ll toss out all the machines in favor of paper ballots.
In Crime News:
...yeah, fine; but WTF is a “registered rifle”?
...not very ladylike, was he?
Some Entertainment News:
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...although I would have expected the boy to have better taste.
And now, the ever-linkless 
...are you kidding me? Susannah Hoffs used to be cute:
...but now, at 65, she’s just flat-out sexy:
Would.
And that’s it for the news of yore.
Monday Funnies
“The hell with Monday. I’m not going out.”
And from the classics:
And in the same spirit:
And while we’re there:
So going back to our very first pic, let’s look for an alternative:
Be careful out there.
Caption Competition #407
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Immediate Response
…from me, upon seeing pics of the Euro leaders in Washington D.C.:
