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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And speaking of evil bitches and their webs:
...it’s difficult to imagine anyone more “dark and dystopian” than this ghastly parody of a woman.
Great Moments of Jurisprudence:
...no shit, Sherlock yer honor. Also:
...unless she’s skinny and likes to suck dick, I’m somewhat puzzled by this one. And lastly:
...but at least he didn’t call her a fat lesbian — even though in this case, the description fits perfectly.
...they have no Posse Comitatus law in Swedishland, but that seems to be a Good Thing in this instance.
...I’m thinking large amounts of cash, flowers and a roofie… wait, perhaps I misread the headline.
...well, maybe not everyone misses the blustering Green asshole cyclist.
From the Department Of Education:
...gives new meaning to the term “pupil support”, dunnit?
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And the part you’ve all been waiting for, INSIGNIFICA:
...trust me, you don’t want to go there. No man should.
Finally, some Showbiz News:
...I report, you decide:
And in daylight:
And that’s all the news that’s fit to mock.
3 Dubious Announcements
Here they are: worse even than INSIGNIFICA, these are announcements of things that should inspire fear, loathing or projectile vomiting rather than amusement or amazement:
Okay, the Freebird/Dolly thing struck me the same way as the collaboration between Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan and Luciano Pavarotti: “Why?”
The Kardashian coven: as far as I recall, it all started with the “leak” of a video of Kim Kardashian fucking her boyfriend. Once you’ve done that in front of a camera, all the rest is simple.
As for the Crocs announcement… I hear hoofbeats.
Monday Funnies
So: 
And on that topic:
Speaking of safe words, here are two: Paige Spirinac
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work you go… ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
News Roundup
Some of today’s items may not include links because they shouldn’t.
...along with Oprah, Beyoncé and Barbra Streisand’s housemaid.
...and, one hopes, very painfully.
…let me know when it’s hand grenades, and then we may get concerned (or not).
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...ah yes, the old “clotheslined vs. chlamydia” debate.
...sounds like something I’d do.
...going to add alcohol to it? No? Then, no.
...can we talk about EV batteries, now?
...finally, a Brit law that I can support.
...key word: India.
...this is what happens when you use the word “abuse” incorrectly. Calling a store clerk a lazy twerp: fine. Attacking him with a knife while shoplifting: not.
...the new generation of moon-worshippers being the one after the crystal-worshippers. Bunch of fucking muppets, all of them.
...I can’t enter this one because it’s amateurs-only.
And now: INSIGNIFICA!!!!!
...substitute “bed-hopping” and “boyfriends” to see how it works, sweetie.
Finally, Paige Spirinac has announced her 2023 Halloween costume line. She’ll have to work hard to beat last year’s effort:
…oh, wait:
Girl needs a good spanking, and I know just the man to do it.
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