Tag: Humor

Leading with some discussion of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:

...and if that doesn’t cause the Belgies, Germans etc. to rethink the climate change bullshit… but wait!  There’s more!

...so, not a complete disaster, then.  Still on the topic of booze:

...now it’s expensive shit beer? (e.g. Molson’s or Heineken, for my Readers who’ve never tasted Foster’s or Swan)

In International Terrorism News:

...one wonders how she’d feel if a few Mossad guys did the same to her own kids, live on video.  But she does have supporters, of course:

...actually, it does.  In answer to the question “Which person in Congress would most likely be the first to strap on a bomb vest for use during the State of the Union speech?”, she wins by a country mile.  And speaking of terrorsymps:

...like anyone would be surprised by that.

...”You’re next, assholes.”  Well, I would have said that.

Latest news on the Socialist Front:

...bureaucracy at its finest.  And then there’s incompetence:

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...the cells being already filled with people who posted mean things on Twitter.  Key word:  Britain.

From the Out Of The Frying Pan And Onto The Gas Ring department:

...just wasn’t her night, was it?
#alibi

Now, in more Sex News:

...my friend Patterson’s second wife Debbie was like that.

And in the perpetually link-free INSIGNIFICA:

...LOL small wonder (and no, you do not want to see the pics).

And now some news about a woman who isn’t a freak:

...and I have to admit, this is one old broad I wouldn’t mind exploring the Kama Sutra with.

And that’s all the news worth drooling over.

And speaking of freaks:

...hate to break it to you, Bub, but she doesn’t owe you anything.

...and I agree.  Most kids nowadays, when thinking about Michelangelo, think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and not the Sistine Chapel.

From the Department of Medical Fearfulness:

...still not killing people though, is it?  That’s because it’s like a mild flu, so stop with the panicky headlines already.

...ooh, Insty’s being all sarky again.

...looking at the article, I can see about six reasons to fire her other than popping a White Claw at the wheel.

From the annals of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:

...he needs to go off the deep end with a large concrete weight tied to his fucking ankles.

...but if you’re picturing blood and scattered body parts, I’m sorry to disappoint you.

...oops, busted.  Although the engines on their buggies should have been a clue.

...keyword:  American.

...still trying to figure out the actual crime, here.

But there’s always INSIGNIFICA:

  ..hur hur.

And speaking of meat feasts, here’s one for sore eyes:

...here’s the pic, but it’s kinda disappointing: 

…so here’s the real thing, also in the color purple:

Aaaaaand… that’s the news.