Seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day:

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Stuff that makes me laugh
Seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day:

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…and in other not-news, we have this development:
Less than one-third of women worldwide are satisfied with the size of their breasts.
Anyone (male or female) over the age of 16 will know all this — like we need a study to tell us the news. [eyecross]
But yes I know, this report is useless wifout pichurs.

Don’t look too unhappy to me, but I’ve never been able to figure out what women are thinking anyway. All I know is that this girl looks quite satisfied with her superstructure:

But once again, I’m not the expert on this topic. It might just be the guns.
Ugh. That’s all I have to say. Ugh. Even worse, Monday Ugh.

So here’s Teh Funny:
(thanks to Knuckledragger for that pic)






And to help you forget that last panel:


And to sign off on a political note:


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Ugh. Here we go again:

So because I’m in a bad mood, I’m going down and dirty today





I just hope that’s actual icing… and finally:

So, to make this week start off a little easier, some corn-fed Midwestern beef from one of yesterday’s Superbowl teams:



If they can have recovered from last night’s festivities and get going today, so can you. Congrats KC on beating that other team from Commiefornia.
Today is Official Brexit Day, in which the Stout Bulldogs tell the Foul Euros to go fuck themselves. And from the Queen of Satire comes this:

Priceless.