Tag: Humor

In and out in ninety seconds, just like a teenage boy’s first sexual encounter.

…a rough guess as to why would be that the banks will have zero chance of getting any money back from the airlines, and it’s easier to stiff millions of individuals than try to sue a few airlines.

…which would piss me off, if I ever used the bloated and stupid MS Word for anything.

…wait:  China’s been lying?  Excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s shocked face.

…except that the MexGov, unlike China, wasn’t lying;  they’re just stupidly inefficient.

…serve her right, the little cock-teaser.

…and in other news, the Japs Asians just bombed Pearl Harbor.

…see “Pearl Harbor”, above.  Gotta hand it to the DHS:  always a day late and a billion dollars short.  Also, I’m hanging onto Sarah’s shocked face for a while, because

…you mean Politico isn’t a dependable source for news, and is just like all the other China-asskissing media?

…oops.

…ooohh, he is going to be in SO much trouble for flouting the “social distancing” regulations so egregiously.

Short takes and outtakes:

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…[sigh] they grow up so quickly, these days.

…OMG HOARDERS!!!

…next, they’ll be saying the same thing about a situation going “tits up” and a mistake being called a “cock-up”.

…tyrannical judge says do this, cops say fuck you.  In Houston.

…it’s still the most dangerous place on Earth, only now it’s because of Muslims and not airborne cobras.

…and yet, he wasn’t executed on the spot.  Because California.

…I think that should read “COSMETICS” watchdog.

Coronavirus: Calls for price controls dismissed as ‘economically illiterate’
…which of course they are.  Read the article to remind yourselves, if you’ve forgotten the arguments.

…and absolutely NO PRIZES will be awarded for correctly guessing the ethnicity or national origins of the rioters.