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News Roundup

January 4, 2021 Kim du Toit Bad News

As always, long on snark, short on words.

…and Aldi’s “every-day-low-price” image goes down the drain.

…so if you hear a strange sound in the night, reach for that face mask, folks. Although I can’t help thinking that a mask of Nancy Pelosi‘s face might work better than an AR to frighten off burglars. And speaking of which:

…nice to see that Congress is dealing with all the important issues that concern us the most. And speaking of PelosiNews:

…earlier reports that it was Chuck Schumer’s actual head were, sadly, incorrect.

…and that’s too bad. If anyone is in dire need of a redesigned persona, it’s Billy Ray’s tarty little girl.

…and the girls’ parents in all this were… where, exactly? Not walking on the beach with their daughters, that’s for sure. As much as I want the three men castrated, I also want the parents to be flogged in the public square for letting their daughters go out, un-chaperoned, on a night renowned for drunken licentiousness.

…which has lasted too long as it is (by about three years).

…not that I’ll ever watch either of these things, but in the reign of Emperor Kim, TV shows “based on (some) reality” will be forced to carry a “Mostly Bullshit” disclaimer.

And a funny:

Monday Funnies

January 4, 2021 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

Oh yay… the first Monday of 2021. Elsewhere will be a short description of the little bits of bastardy directed at Yours Truly before the last midnight chimes of 2020, but for now, let us just contemplate the four years stretching before us.

Yeah, I know: overstretch to compare the forthcoming Democrat-Socialist presidential term to the Nazi occupation of France in 1940-1944. Let’s see how that turns out.

So to lighten the mood somewhat:

And:

And now, let’s hear it from the other side, the hippies and peaceniks:

One last flashback:

Now let’s get on with 2021… [sigh]

Reverse Flow

January 2, 2021 Kim du Toit Bad News

Here’s the background:

The number of Los Angeles residents moving to Dallas and Houston declined in those years, but the number of Angelenos moving to Plano, Texas, tripled.

Or, rendered pictorially:

Yuck. The only Texans in favor of more Californians in the state are people about to sell their houses (and I already sold mine), or Democrat politicians.

Caption Competition #158

January 1, 2021 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

Seeing as we’ve just done the party thing:

What do you think she’s whispering? Suggestions in Comments.

New Year’s Eve And All That

December 31, 2020 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

And:

All I can say is, thank fuck 2020 is over.

But the realist in me is thinking that 2021 is going to look like this:

That’s just my opinion, of course; I could be wrong.

Posting will be light tomorrow, for the usual reasons.

Quote Of The Day

December 31, 2020 Kim du Toit QOTD

From the Z-man at TakiMag:

Most Americans think there was wholesale fraud in the election. Almost all of Trump’s voters think the election was stolen. How can The Pretender rule when close to half the people think he is illegitimate? If he gets the Epstein treatment and Willy Brown’s concubine is installed, how can the political class keep pretending that America is a democracy?

Good question.