All the news, hand-picked to further a narrative.
…starting with your house, I presume? And another part of the same story:
…and yet somehow, we still don’t know the name of the cop who shot Ashli Babbit at the Capitol in January.
…starting in your neighborhood and city, of course?
…he’s going to feel the full effect of British Law: a severe scolding and his PlayStation confiscated (for at least a week).
…ummm no; “infrastructure” is roads, bridges, electricity, water, and in a stretch, Internet access. You dirty fucking Commie.
…had mine, no problems. But wait a minute:
…so if he was forced by Government to be vaccinated, would they be killing him?
…of course he’s going to ascribe success to a repressive social policy rather than medicine, in much the same way as gun confiscation eliminates obesity. But then there’s this:
…which means that if the hapless Boris imposes yet another lockdown…
…♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ If I can make it there / I’ll make my kid go bare ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪…
…and you need to click on the link to get the punchline. And speaking of punch lines:
…only in a pussified society would this be considered bad advice.
…except that urine negates chlorine’s benefits, another study will find.
…but they already are: Susie Has Two Mommies, Fisting For Fifth Graders, What’s Wrong With Wanting A Wah-Wah Instead Of A Pee-Pee, etc. etc. etc.
Time for INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, the thing you’ve all been waiting for: some completely gratuitous pics of a beautiful woman. Here’s 60s hottie Wanda Ventham.
She’s Brit actor Bandersnatch Cummerbund’s Mum.