News Roundup

All the news, hand-picked to further a narrative.

starting with your house, I presume?  And another part of the same story:

and yet somehow, we still don’t know the name of the cop who shot Ashli Babbit at the Capitol in January.

starting in your neighborhood and city, of course?

he’s going to feel the full effect of British Law:  a severe scolding and his PlayStation confiscated (for at least a week).

ummm no;  “infrastructure” is roads, bridges, electricity, water, and in a stretch, Internet access.  You dirty fucking Commie.

had mine, no problems. But wait a minute:

so if he was forced by Government to be vaccinated, would they be killing him?


of course he’s going to ascribe success to a repressive social policy rather than medicine, in much the same way as gun confiscation eliminates obesity.  But then there’s this:

which means that if the hapless Boris imposes yet another lockdown

…♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ If I can make it there / I’ll make my kid go bare ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪…

and you need to click on the link to get the punchline.  And speaking of punch lines:

only in a pussified society would this be considered bad advice.

except that urine negates chlorine’s benefits, another study will find.

but they already are:  Susie Has Two Mommies, Fisting For Fifth Graders, What’s Wrong With Wanting A Wah-Wah Instead Of A Pee-Pee, etc. etc. etc.



Finally, the thing you’ve all been waiting for:  some completely gratuitous pics of a beautiful woman.  Here’s 60s hottie Wanda Ventham.

Look familiar?

She’s Brit actor Bandersnatch Cummerbund’s Mum.


  1. I’ve pretty much stopped reading most of the news. It all feels like watching civilization winding down into the next dark age.

    Remember watching Westerns where the Sheriff would gun down a man wanted for armed robbery the moment he didn’t come along peacefully?

    1. Hi Drake,
      I’m in the same boat. I get my news from radio or online sites. Every day a remote cabin with trails to walk my dog looks more and more appealing.


  2. Teenage Muslim boy, most likely.

    And since “marriage” is now just “any allegedly loving relationship between any two or more people in any combination of sexes, for the express purpose of sponging off the taxpayer”, and has no reproductive function, then why not add “and/or degrees of consanguinity” after “sexes”? It’s not like recognized paternity matters after all! What have fathers ever done for civilization?

    Only a few decades to go, then I’ll be dead and won’t have to deal with any of this nonsense anymore!

  3. I would personally dump Me-Again Markle into a volcano if it meant I never had to hear one word about her stupid, smug, self-entitled, bitchy, used-up, Hollywood whore ass ever again.

    1. If you did that, you’d probably only hear about her on an annual basis as the story is re told and you’re carried around town on people’s shoulders


    2. Make sure the volcano is remote.
      You will be running the risk of causing the volcano to retch violently !
      Not a pretty sight !

  4. Johnson & Johnson….
    Seems some new research in the EU links those blood clot incidents to women on The Pill.

  5. As to that rancid twat Tlaib, if I were King For A Month, I’d call for her America-hating-while-living-the-good-life-here ass to be deported to the African-Mideastern-Asian shithole of her choice.
    And while she’s waiting, she gets to host a dozen of DC’s unencarcerated felons in her DC domicile.

  6. Still trying to figure out how the gun wound up in the Taser hand. Training? Stress? Happened before in Oakland but AIR that was a rookie not a vet.

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