Tag: Humor

All the news that’s fit to choke on.  So let’s plunge into the murky, pox-laden soup that is today’s world:

 
…which is all well and good.  However, some asshole always has to go and piss in the pudding:

…I just wish this “cult” was real, so that we could flog his worthless ass in the public sphere.  Fuck it:  does everything have to be political with these bastards?

…proving that unlike the Democrats, even the Chinese can do something right, sometimes.

…you had me at “overstuffed little haggis”.

And now, from France:

…for public indecency?  Gross licentiousness?  Mais non, because: 

So what caused the Frog fuzz to go beserk about this orgy?

…of course it did.

And another from the nation which eats frogs, snails and pressed duck:
…arresting a bunch of sex-crazed perverts is one thing;  dissing one of my favorite restaurants (and foods)?  En garde, Pierre.

…who is  actually more worthy of memorializing than, say, Barack Obama:  and I don’t even like the Dead’s music.

…can’t imagine why anyone would be cheering at any game played by the National Wokeball League, but maybe I’m missing something.  Also, do boos count as “cheering” ?  Asking for a friend.

…just give me a minute, I’ve got something cooking…

…sorry, what were we talking about?

And speaking of pieces of meat:

…it’s kinda sad that this lil’ cutie should go from first to last [sic] so quickly in the “Fuck, Marry or Kill” game.

Oh well.. on with the week.