Monday Funnies (Delayed)

The only good thing about this being Tuesday is that it’s the beginning of a short week.  Otherwise, however, it’s the same old job:

So let’s get on with it, “it” being Teh Funneez.

 

 

I think they do cosmetic surgery as well as cosmetics because :  1) thinner face, 2) sharper chin, 3) no bags under eyes and 4) bigger breasts.

And on that topic, heeeeere’s Kelly:

And if this doesn’t put a spring in yer whatsit, you’re beyond help.

Furniture

I have often said that a .22 rifle is not a firearm, but a household appliance and should be treated as such (e.g. Aisle 6 at Walmart, no 4473 no nothing except maybe proof of age over 16).

However, the “guns as household items” concept can always be stretched, as this man proves:

As I said to Combat Controller (who sent me the pic), at least it’s just a Norinco SKS, so no harm done.  Had he done it to a Garand or similar, he might well have received a few visitors — and not prospective buyers, either.

Funny as hell, though.  Almost as funny as this video…

News Roundup

News, bad news, stupid news, not news, all served up with acerbic commentary.


amazingly, this did not happen at Oberlin College.  And even better:


because that’s hate speech or sex discrimination or something.  Cue:  Life Of Brian’s Loretta.



shuddup and pay, peasants And people wonder why government offices are sometimes firebombed.


which can be blamed on (pick one):  1. Climate change 2. Natural erosion 3. Trump.


actually, President Braindead gets low marks for everything he’s done / not done, but I don’t mind the gun control failure.


and I’m not surprised.  Her choice for the third would be:

and his choice:

It’s so sad when couples can’t agree.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

        …wanna bet?

Finally: