Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Hidden Treasure

Gratuitous Chick Pics

Here’s a picture of the lovely Helena Bonham Carter at some insignificant red carpet event or other, looking quite unlike her normal scraggly self (other than the hairstyle and boho sunglasses):

However, knowing Our Helena as we do, we can have no doubt that her long spotted dress most probably conceals a pair of Army boots.  Some things just don’t change… for some reason, leopards come to mind.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Day 3 without New Wife:

Ah well… time to lighten the mood.

Ditto:

…and ditto:

All right, enough of that filth.  Let’s get wholesome:

…sorta.

And finally, for cartoon fans, here’s Wilmaaaaaa:

Speaking of redheads, here’s the right kind of Karen, Miss Gillan:

Now get to work.  And remember:

News Roundup

Bad News

The news is a little old today, but then so am I.


…key word: “Italian”.


…that’s the Arabs for you:  always late to the party.


…hasn’t this turd’s expiration date come and gone yet?


…next up:  Benedict Cumberbatch is auditioning for the character of Kunta Kinte in the remake of Roots.  Because diversity.


…but wait;  that’s not the best part of the story:
Brown said he filed a report with the Atlanta Police Department.
…and a memorial service for Irony will be held tomorrow.  And the real news:
Atlanta Cops Are Still Laughing Themselves Silly.


...simple solution:  tell people when they make their reservations that you’ll be holding them for 10 minutes and not a second longer.  Then issue your hostesses with stopwatches.


…and another growth industry comes to Texas.  That said, I’ll believe it when I can go into Guns ‘R’ Us and buy one over the counter without filling in any paperwork.

And now for INSIGNIFICA (and pretty horrible they are, too):

   

And speaking of horrible:


…no link;  you think I want to lose ALL my Readers?


…the only way I would be interested in this would be if the nanny had been caught giving the Royal Ginger a BJ.

Speaking of gingers:


…here’s her knee before the boo-boo:

Now go to work.  Only three more days to Friday.