Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

With commentary so pithy, you’d think it wath yellow.


…that’s what happens when you impregnate your much-younger wife, you old goat.


…what I’d like to know is:  who the fuck scheduled Sex Ed classes for first-graders in the first place?


…because Britain isn’t France.


…and because said harpy is a woman, she’s only banned from teaching — as opposed to going to jail had this been a male teacher.


…I think that “being fired” should be included in their “lived experience”, but no doubt someone will have a problem with this.


…but Lakeview (Chicago) and West Hollywood (L.A.) beg to differ.


…welcome to London, Dad.  Just wait till you go to a pub and order a pint of ale.


…there goes my bulk order of Aguila Match .22 LR.


…how’s that “religion of peace” thing working out, then?


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And yes, it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

   

Frankly, I think most of my Readers would prefer not to look at La Gwyneth’s teeny lil’ floppies.  Here’s Kelly:

Have mercy.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

So let’s alleviate the pain a little with some unbalanced humor:

Okay, let’s go back to being just a little unhinged:

And finally, some person of unknown origin and provenance named Hayley Attwell:

Right:  now put on a good front too, and go to work.

Hidden Treasure

Gratuitous Chick Pics

Here’s a picture of the lovely Helena Bonham Carter at some insignificant red carpet event or other, looking quite unlike her normal scraggly self (other than the hairstyle and boho sunglasses):

However, knowing Our Helena as we do, we can have no doubt that her long spotted dress most probably conceals a pair of Army boots.  Some things just don’t change… for some reason, leopards come to mind.