Tag: Humor

Increasing irrelevant, perhaps leading to the conclusion that “News Roundup” may just be renamed “INSIGNIFICA” in the future.

…good old Mother Nature to the rescue.  Now if these microbes could just evolve to eat Communists…

…LOL that Austrians are revolting against fascism, of any kind.

…if it did, the National Front would have been the ruling party for the last two decades.

…clearly, the producers have decided that viewing audience size is irrelevant to a movie’s commercial success.

…although it’s a pub (a Good Thing) it should have been a storehouse for guns and ammo… oh wait, it’s in Britishland.  Nemmind.

…I wonder where he got that idea, that even criminals hate kiddie-fondlers?

…key word: Pakistan.

…I don’t know what “bodies” means in the current vernacular, but I do know that “Elizabeth Warren” and “big meat” should never be mentioned in the same sentence.

…he’ll be acquitted if the jury consists of men over 65.

…the number “25” no doubt arrived at through scientific study, rather than government pulling an arbitrary number out their ass.

Which leads us inexorably into INSIGNIFICA:

      

And the ultimate INSIGNIFICA:

“Arise, Sir Lewis.”  What a load of old bollocks.

Finally:

…as an employment tip for my female Readers.

News so horrible, it makes Gwyneth Paltrow look lovely by comparison.

…in the Parents Of The Year Competition, Bonehead Division.

…I just read the TxGov tips on the same topic, and they read a little differently.

…but seriously:  who hasn’t wanted to say the same to a journalist, at some point?

…you had me at “Lori Lightfoot Acts Stupidly”.

…shoulda gone to Miami, just like FuturePOTUS DeSantis said.  Then again, silver linings and all that:

…and when we said “Buy American” back in the day, we were sneered at for being such jingoists.

…like nobody (except the wokists) saw this coming.

And here’s someone who isn’t a trannie:

…and pretty impressive they are too.  And speaking of boobs:

…hey, you guys started it.  Kyle Rittenhouse is only the first, bubba…

…Stephen owes me a new, non-coffee-stained screen for posting this one.

And now for INSIGNIFICA:

     

Speaking of roundups. here’s another passel of unused stuff from my Pictures folder.  This is Emma Louise Somebody, who is apparently married to some guy from a British TV show I’ve never seen either:

As my old buddy Paterson would say, “Shnot bad…”