Tag: Humor

…is brought to you today by:

So here we go:

…city government is Democrat, so of course nobody will lose their job over this.

…good thing I don’t live there, or I’d be properly fucked by now, e.g:

…sheesh, it’ll cost more than that just to clean ol’ Bill Clinton’s jizz stains off the walls and floors.  And:

…ignoring the irony /stupidity, am I the only one hoping for an addition to the “Death By Covid” column?

Moving on:

…funny how that works.

From the You Can’t Say That! files:

…not that we should care, it being only Twatter.

And from the Dept. of Scaremongering, Climate Warming Cooling  Change Division:

…not gonna happen, assholes.

In Woke We Trust:

…instead of “William Peace”, change it to “I Would Never Send My Kids To This” University.  Too long, you think?

…Insty morphed into me so slowly, I barely noticed.

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CANDACE OWENS KICKS NYT ASS
…that is really funny.

…hence the old saying:  don’t complain about what you find when you go snooping where you shouldn’t.

And that leads us all to (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:

      

 

Finally:

…now that’s an anniversary worth celebrating… not.

Some interesting sights in that link, to be sure.

Sponsored by:

Today, the news may not be exactly what it seems, as we take some of the above.

…no comment necessary, except:

…great moments in good timing.

…prison wardens not available for comment.

…and about time, too.

…like we didn’t already know that.

…I know I did.

…well, I thought it was him, and “Selma” was nowhere to be found.

…glug, glug:

…how much worse can he possibly make the situation?  Magic 8-ball:  “Lots worse.”

…“let them catch the bus”.

And now is time for INSIGNIFICA, which are actual headlines:

     

And:

…hell, never mind her accent.  She has some offsetting qualities:

News over.  Next time, a return to the normal format.

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And speaking of which, here’s a Senator:

…hey Lindsey ol’ pal:  he’s dead, and you don’t have to kiss his ass anymore.

…oh, FOF.  (That stands for “Free Our Faces”, not “Fuck Off, Fauci”.  Promise.)

…which is their right.  As is our right to… you know the rest.

…and pic of the day goes to: 

…of course, no “gender favoritism” there, oh no.

…as all Boston-area muggers and rapists cheer.

…Africa wins again.

…thank gawd it’s to Brit TV and not ours.

…and along comes some “expert” to tell us not to do something everyone can adapt to.  Just fuck off.

…actually, we don’t believe anything he says, but okay.

…aaannnnnd: nobody cares.

Now is the time for link-free INSIGNIFICA:

   

…and indeed she is:

…as the countdown to her next Train Smash begins…