Stuff that makes me laugh
As we speak, the Austrian F1 Grand Prix is only about ten days away. Yup, a starting ceremony dedicated to giving a blowjob to BLM, followed by the usual 95-minute parade lap. I can hardly wait.
That said, I think the Russian GP is going to be even more boring:
Insty puts it best: “People only buy Russian when they can’t afford the good stuff.”
Commentary that’s a lot shorter and even less sweet.
…I dunno; maybe it’s because we don’t like being lied to by a bunch of incompetent, power-hungry assholes? And speaking of which:
…I’d like to believe you, Dottore, but I have a policy of not believing anything Italian unless it contains “Ferrari” or “Maserati” in the sentence, and sometimes not even then.
…I’m generally not a fan of unions and strikes; but I can’t help thinking they have a legit grievance, here.
…Chinkvirus hates Jews AND Arabs? But wait:
…what: it’s raaayyyycisss too? No cure or vaccine needed: just cancel it! (No links because bullshit)
…and the rest think he’s in the LATE stages of dementia.
…just shows how out of touch he is. Nikes don’t need no shining, fool; they gets dirty, we jus’ take a brick an’ go get some more.
…well, that’s Minnesota fucked, then. And this just in:
…and next, all books will be banned from Minnesota schools because printing is White supremacist — who decided that all paper should be white, anyway? #GutenbergWasANazi
…but who was this thug who got all stabby?
…no doubt he was feeling left out because BLM and Pantifa were getting all the headlines.
…so what you’re saying, Fuckface, is that you and yours will launch a revolution against a legally-elected president? Challenge accepted.
…he’s dead, so he can’t defend himself, so nobody cares about some has-been tart’s ramblings. And for those Readers who don’t know who this washed-up whiner is, here’s what Cassidy saw, back in the day.
Now I’m not saying she asked for it, but I can understand a young man’s hormones going into lift-off.
So it’s Monday… and already the wheels are coming off.
Off with the wheels, and on with the levity. Today, we’re gonna hate on women:
Here, too:
With skills like that, a career in the NYPD awaits her… oh, wait.
And to prove it, here are a few women who aren’t so bad… at least to look at.
Happy Father’s Day to all you motherfuckers [sic] out there. For us old farts, a couple reminders of what it all means:
I’m hoping I get to see at least two of mine this year.
Your suggestions in Comments.
With commentary short and sweet, like Ariel Winter.
…actually, NOT buying a gun in the face of Wokist riots and BLM looting is madness, but it’s the LA Times.
…and the Boy Scouts finally become the Pussyboys.
…not that I was ever planning to go there, mind you, because Third World Shithole. Also, three grand will buy you an awful lot of teenage hookers in next-door Thailand, Cambodia’s main competitor for tourism dollars.
…coming from a nation founded on convict settlements. Irony so thick it’s bullet-proof. And speaking of Aussies:
…I don’t even want to start working out the math in this one.
…ah, just add it to the trillions of acre-feet of dust we already have; we won’t even notice it.
…I look forward to the the mega-ironic defacement of the statue of Nelson Mandela, just a few yards away. Oh wait; he was a terrorist? Ain’t gonna happen then, unless someone discovers that he once raped his secretary #MeToo.
…until the Wokist pussies in the new Fox News management team cancel his show because virtue-signaling is more important than ratings.
…okay, quit that giggling , you lot. The only way this could be funnier is if all the ones throwing Mazel Tov cocktails [sic] somehow set themselves on fire too.
