Tag: Humor

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And we begin the Roundup on a parallel topic…

…more likely it’ll end breakfast through mass vomiting at the table.

…so:  no harm, no foul then.

…ummm I hate to break it to you, kids, but Barbie never had a ‘gina anyway.

…lose your own armed bodyguards first, fatso, and then we’ll talk. (no link because duh)

…as long as we raise the voting age back to 21 as well, seeing as kids can’t be trusted to be responsible.  (no link because ditto)

From the Dept. of Irony:

…so much for that DIY book.

From the Dept. Of Useless Police:

…and even though he lives on the same street as she does, the cops will do nothing.

…kinda like getting marriage counseling from a Catholic priest, innit?

From the Dept. Of Suckage:

…and yet, Bette Midler is still alive.

…“Who the fuck are you?” was clearly not the pillow talk she expected.

And in blessedly link-free INSIGNIFICA:

       

And finally:  because it’s a short work week, I thought I’d celebrate with a few random pieces of smut lying around the place.  Call it a spring clean.

Thank gawd it’s Tuesday.

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…hope it hurts the woke bastards, with their unisex changing rooms and their “diversity”-loving store displays.

Dept. Of Unsurprising Consequences:

…or, put another way:  Homo Fest Causes Pox Outbreak.  Of course, some people are going to have a problem with that.

…key words:  Newark Airport, New Jersey.

…sod off, Swampy.

…ask me again why I was always packing when I did the Uber thing… but key word: Manchester.

…I’m just mortified that we weren’t the first to do so.

…in which we welcome the latest entrant to the conservatives’ “You Have One Bullet” game, where he joins such luminaries as George Soros, Hillary Clinton and Bill Gates.

…wrong Markle.

…sheesh, when even old, fat, White homos are at risk…

…key words:  San Francisco.

And in the INSIGNIFICA (what one Reader has dubbed the “Who gives a fuck?” ) section:

…i.e. the struggle that women have somehow managed to handle quite well for over ten thousand years.

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And finally:

…spoiler:  they’re all-natural.

Not just that:  Paige also picked the eventual winner Justin Thomas to win the 2022 PGA Championship.

And that’s all the news worth looking at.