Stuff that makes me laugh
Responding to yesterday’s post about Glen Fohdry single malt, Reader Roy waxed rhapsodic about various single malt Scotches, ending with:
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I still like fine bourbon whiskey too.
…which reminded me of the old homo joke: “Women are okay, but they’re not like the real thing.”
I feel the same way about bourbon.
One-time F1 champion driver Kimi Raikonnen is famously bullshit-free; while driving for Ferrari a few years back, he got irritated by the constant stream of advice and orders coming over the radio from the pit wall team, and uttered the immortal line: “Leave me alone; I know what I’m doing.” He finished on the podium, driving a car that was truthfully speaking nowhere near the level of his competitors’.
And he’s back in the headlines today, posting this pic:
For those not in the know, that’s one-time F1 champion James Hunt in characteristic pose (missing only a pit bunny on his errr arm to make it completely accurate), while on the right is Mr. Woke, Lewis Hamilton.
Now the Hamilton fanbois are going to point out that whereas Hunt and Raikonnen only won the F1 championship once each, Our Lewis has won it six times. (In their defense: Hunt and Raikonnen won their respective championships driving cars that were charitably called “competitive” at the time, whereas Hamilton is driving a Mercedes which has outstripped all other cars by a wide margin, for the past four or five years at least.)
Whatever. Raikonnen is in the right, while Hamilton is left — far Left, with his BLM-kneeling and wokey T-shirts.
I wish Hunt were alive today: he’d piss all over that T-shirt, probably while Hamilton was still wearing it.
All the news that’s fit to shorten, like 5′ tall Kylie Minogue.
…ahhh there’s nothing like young love. You may all puke, now.
…ChiComs apologize for error; missile was actually aimed at a Uighur village 200 miles away.
…Aberdeen, Glasgow, it doesn’t matter; nobody south of the River Tweed can understand either of them.
…more good news for the anti-gun crowd.
…at least he has supporters — unlike you, Mayor Butt-Boy.
…change “two-thirds” into “99.999%”, and we’ll all be happy.
…good question. Enjoy the fruits of your labors, Minnesoduh assholes.
…but is still younger than Willie Nelson’s little swimmers.
…from the numbers, “Anywhere else” seems to be the answer.
…didn’t Lady Gagging or whatever she calls herself already do this?
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Ol’ C.W. entitled this photo: Night Flight Over L.A.:
I don’t know much about modern aircraft, but I don’t see a bomb sight anywhere…
Here we go: pithy, like the Emmy Award For Best Golden Shower In A TV Comedy (no link, are you kidding? ):
…seems a little excessive, but not as much as the next one:
…but we can file both under “Excitable Foreigners Do Strange Shit”.
…Dev, dude: for most of us, that countdown started thirty years ago, but you Republicans did fuck-all about it.
…if they tried that shit Over Here for Thanksgiving, there’d be murders. But he’s on the right track with:
…because “human rights laws” in the EU are basically just welcome mats for refugees.
…what’s wrong with 10,000?
…I see the answer to her problem right there.
…yet another reason not to visit the Third World. And speaking of which:
…to be filed next to “Man Who Lives With Grizzlies Gets Eaten.”
…hell, in Floriduh, she’d only call the cops after having sex with it.
…my only question being: what fuckhead suggested that it is?
…or perhaps Mother Earth is just saying that you Commie bastards shouldn’t be allowed to govern a state, or anywhere else.
…and to use bullets instead; oh wait, he’s an Antifa-supporting Democrat [some redundancy]. So they’ll be using… what? tissue paper spitballs?
And finally:
…and purely for the edification of my Murkin Readers, here’s Alesha’s black ass:
No need to thank me; it’s all part of the service.
