Humor – Page 180 – Splendid Isolation

It’s Monday, and if you feel swamped already, you’re not alone.

So let’s rise above the tide, buoyed by a little laughter.

…but just try to follow their instructions, and you’re the bad guy.

And I think we can all empathize with this kid:

Our official entry for the “WTF?” category:

And it’s that time of year again:

(The “customer” is a fucking moron. Thirty-seven years ago, that coupon probably represented a 50% discount on the price of a bottle of Crisco oil. Today? Maybe 10%, if that.)

And here are a few single moms, to help us get through the week:

Now quit loafing around the kitchen, and get to work.

From Taki’s Magazine:

If there are two categories in which black people outperform nearly everyone else on the planet, those would be sporting events and crime.

Our modern era is no different from other ones, despite our pretensions at civilization. You can get pilloried, accused and even arrested just for speaking the truth.

Galileo would understand exactly what I’m saying.

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Wait a minute: did POTUS just interview Amy Adams or Laura Linney to take the Old Commie’s place on the Supreme Court?

I think we should be told.

Short and sharp, like an assassin’s dagger. Let’s start with international news:

…as opposed to L.A. and NYFC, where shoplifters can take whatever they want without penalty, as long as it’s less than $200 value. Which system is better? I report, you decide.

…seems a little redundant — although given the crime, not excessive.

…which, considering that such Moroccans make up about 1% of Spain’s population… stop me if you’ve heard something like this before, for other countries involved in the Great Multicultural Experiment.

…yup, there’s nothing like fucking up the next generation to make us all feel better. For our own fuck-up, see below.

…which clearly means that cops aren’t to be trusted with guns. Disarm The Police !!!! But the Brits do get some things right. Seen over London yesterday:

…why is this international news? Because apparently it was sent by some ~~Russian or Ukranian~~ Canucki , pointing to yet more foreign tampering with our elections.

…considering everything that’s gone into Ozzy’s body over the years and not killed him (including Sharon’s tongue), the Chinkvirus probably wouldn’t stand a chance. (see: Keith Richards)

And of course, all local news is about replacing some dead judge:

…with the expected response:

…does anyone remember how the Aryan Nation or KKK threatened violence over the USSC nominations of the Wise Latina Sotomayor or the Jewish (Ginsburg and Kagan) chicks? Me neither.