Tag: Humor

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So let’s get down and dirty:

…wow:  you overwork and abuse workers, and then have problems getting fresh meat to grind?

…just doing what they’ve always (never) done.

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…only whilst they and their ilk are still alive.

…because crime rages.

…you mean it’s a crime to burn Renaults, Peugeots and Citroens?

…the problem is that there weren’t enough smoking guns at Uvalde.

…excellent stuff.  More like this, please.  And in Massachusetts?

…the cynics might say that the best way to get inside the political elite’s heads is with a cleaver or a .45 bullet, but I’m not one of those.

…if by “repair” you mean using the above-mentioned cleavers and .45 bullets, then yes.

…for my Murkin Readers, smelling salts are available.  40%?

…actually, it’s to make people laugh, but I’ll take “offending” as a good second option.

…LOL.  He might be a good boss, but he’s still the boss.  Diss him, expect consequences.

…they should just use electric tractors. [/Biden Administration]

And in today’s INSIGNIFICA:

      

Finally:

Eugenie who?, you ask.

Oh yeah… that  Eugenie.

So much for the news.

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So put them on, and let’s examine the news.

…only ONE inmate?  The Clintons must be having money problems.

…but you have no problem with states sharing personal data when it come to guns?  Got it.

And on the latter topic:

…said negotiator being none other than Texas Senator John Cornyn.  I’m sure that the thousands of blistering phone calls he got from angry Texans had nothing at all to do with his walkout.  And on that same note:

…don’t make any long-term plans for your future in the Senate, Bubba.

…ye gods:  I had no idea we were in THAT much trouble.

…okay, sweetie:  name ONE.

…that’s only relevant if his mistress had made that a pre-condition.

…couldn’t happen to a nicer shithead.

…“simulate”?  Where’s the fun in that? 

…and that’s enough of your party’s bullshit.  You start it, Bubba, and we’ll finish it.

…feel free to add the adjectives “Black” and “White” where appropriate.

…sure.  Start with the biggest offenders — China and India — and let’s see how that goes.

…yeah, I’m sure he’s going to get right onto that, given that he declared war on the energy industry as a candidate.

And in the “Who Cares?” department, a.k.a. INSIGNIFICA:

     

     

…and nobody cares, boo hoo.

And lastly (with link):

…the “business meeting” being no doubt with some “clients” at the docks during Fleet Week:

So much for the news…