I’m going to apply for the job of Kamala Harris’s speechwriter.
I mean, how difficult can it be? You take a random word generator, extract enough words to make a 5-minute speech, and take out a few of the egregious non-sequiturs (or not — who would notice?), then type it into the teleprompter.
Three minutes; job done. Repeat as necessary. Earn big bucks.
And how much worse could the outcome possibly be? Nobody takes any notice of what the incompetent bitch says anyway.
True, going on the past rotations, the job would only last about four months, tops, but in the meantime, a hundred grand or more would nestle in Ye Olde Treasure Chestte.
Where do I apply?