Missed It By THIS Much

Apparently, yesterday was International Orgasm Day or something equally stupid.

Needless to say, I missed it, just as I’ve missed so many of its namesakes.

Nowadays, of course, I’m more likely to have a Supreme Moment by looking at pictures of things like this: 

…or this:

…rather than this:

In truth, though, what would really get the old juices running would be… ummmm… how can I put this delicately, or in a manner which wouldn’t cause the fuzz to show up at my door…

A deep pit full of dead Socialists?

Something like that.


  1. OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The pit of dead Socialists hits my g-spot.

    The only thing better would be a deeper pit full of dead Socialists & make sure Jugs Pelosi, and Schmucky Schumer end up on the bottom.

  2. Have the attractive woman drive you around in the Morgan as you hunt Leftists with the rifle. Good sport.

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