And in that train of thought:
...but as this was in Unarmed Britishland... and speaking of danger:
… and: 
...”teens”. Let’s play our “Guess The Unnamed Race” game, shall we?
...oooh, Insty’s being snarky, Insty is.
In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© news:
...yeah, good luck implementing that plan in the United States. Bring lots of ammo, replacements and body bags.
And from the Dept. Of Health:
...I just hope this study wasn’t sponsored by Jarlsberg.
...never mind Joe fucking Biden; according to this theory, I’ve been suffering from dementia since I was 17.
Now for Woke Bullshit:
...keyword: Fort Worth. And as for the next item:
...I would have thought that plummeting congregation sizes would be more of a problem for his bishopness, but that’s the Anglicans for you.
...yep; nothing says “modesty” like calling it a “hole”.
...you mean “bleeding-hole owners”?
In further Bonus Hole News:
...how many hours? Dude... But what else was he to do? You can’t whip the feral little shits anymore, so why are we surprised at riots?
...seems a little extreme, but then again, I bet it wasn’t the only reason he wanted to ditch her.
Time for INSIGNIFICA:
...thus proving that she really is a dirty whore.
...aaaah, have mercy.
Pics like these are not good for an old man like me. But they’re a good way to end the News Roundup.
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