And speaking of breaking things while getting screwed:
...in other news, Lindbergh makes first solo crossing of the Atlantic. And still in that barrel of idiotic monkeys:
...”stopgap spending bills” is just another term for “let’s rape the taxpayers a little harder while we have them panicking.”
...just the latest of so many, many Republican fuckups.
...”taking a swing at Tony fucking Blair on the campaign trail” was surprisingly not mentioned.
From the Dept. of Mass Assimilation:
...wait: people are trying to get into Saudi Arabia? LOL I bet not too many are Christians, though. Also:
...whatever, dude; just don’t try to sneak your humanitarian crisis into somewhere else that isn’t.
From the Woke Chronicles:
...wait: I thought that chess was one of those things where physical strength doesn’t matter. Parallel thought: why are there women-only chess tournaments? Are chicks really less intellectually-capable than men, chessly-speaking?
...or maybe they just didn’t have enough lesbians in the team. Makes about as much sense.
...I know; just reading that makes you want to listen to the song, right? Go on: the link’s in the picture:
And from the INSIGNIFICA files:
...we haven’t seen this plump little pullet in a while, so:
She has a sister, by the way, who seems equally tasty:
…and that’s all the news fit for a Friday.
...one more time: who they?
