Stuff that makes me laugh
From Stephen Green, talking about this plaintive wail:
“CHICAGO VOTERS WENT 82%/16% FOR BIDEN OVER TRUMP SO THEY SHOULD KEEP GETTING IT GOOD AND HARD”
It’s difficult not to get a Schadenböner at Chicago’s illegal immigration problem, but there it is.
So there you are, trundling along a little Ukrainian road, nothing but the usual soldiers’ thoughts buzzing around in your little Russki head:
…when suddenly, a little RadioShackski drone happens along and spoils your whole day.
Watch the video in the link… it’s impressive. Ooh, that’s going to leave a mark… and it ain’t gonna buff right out, either.
I love the smell of barbecued Russians in the morning.
For those faint-hearted who think I’m being Krool & Hartless, I have only one thing to say: they fucking started it.
#Hiroshima #Dresden
Let’s slice up the news.
...just wait till the videos get to PornHub and xHamster…
...honestly, I’m really not interested in the details of Michelle’s midnight erections.
...oh STFU, Frankie.
#PerpetualComment
...should be more, but the principle is excellent. Make the bastards pay.
...just one big ol’ happy law enforcement family, Cajun style.
...everybody sing along now: ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “You say you want a revolution, well, you know…” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
From the Dept. Of Commerce:
...that’s because people can’t keep their big yaps shut. Nobody should know that you’re bonking a workmate, or two.
...the sample probably excluded management, who I bet would have a different take.
...and still none in Plano, TX? Assholes.
In the Dept. Of Ethics:
...actually, I don’t care about this kind of thing, especially because I have similar thoughts about the Obamas, the Clintons and pretty much all the Bidens.
From the Dept. Of Education:
...not only knew, but actually facilitated — proving that people will do just about anything to help their kids get better grades.
And in related Sex News:
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#Oops.
...which is just a long-winded way to say: “I’m a pathetic incel loser.”
And speaking of INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some Totty News:
...and for pictorial proof, here’s the very pneumatic Apollonia:
…Longtime Friend & Drummer Knob asks: “Imagine going to pick her up for a first date, and she opens the door wearing that…”
That’s some extensive real estate, and that’s enough coverage from me.
Aaaargh.
For the want of a space… it’s “WALK [space] OUT”, you fucking illiterate morons. People who walk out from their jobs can be said to be staging a “walkout” (which is a NOUN). Here’s another example, from a different article:
The mum added that she goes to the gym but has been struggling to find the time to workout.
That’s “work [space] out”, you sub-morons. A “workout” is what you get when you exercise [he explained patiently].
First we had “verbing”, where nouns are turned into verbs (e.g. he
“exited” the room grrrr grrr grrrrr), and now we have the reverse… “nouning”, where verbs are turned into nouns?
I know what this calls for:
So let’s start off with some comparisons:
If those are just too painful, let’s move on down to the usual level:
And some random creatures that may make you want to get snared by Item #3:
And to return to our original theme:
You know what to do: now start shoveling.
Seen SOTI:
So… what do YOU think those last 18 words were? (Bonus for the most outrageous / irreverent / scandalous / libelous etc. suggestion.)