Tag: Humor

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Endorsed by the late Linda Lovelace, no less.  Annnnnnd…  on with the news, starting with the furriners…

…sell it somewhere else, Mick;  we’re not gonna buy it.  And still wearing of the green:

…because Greens hate all humanity, anyway.

…a Catholic cardinal, of course.

…it’s going to fail. You heard it here first.

…seeing as Syria is no longer a war zone?  That’s the excuse, anyway;  the Danes are just sick of all that imported Muslim crap.

Back home, the insanity continues:

…well yeah, they’ve been doing that since Woodrow Wilson’s administration.

…never was.  See all entries under the Gratuitous Chick Pics.

…his defense:  just doing his bit to end the homeless problem.

…racist fucker.  Oh wait:

But as we all know, Blacks cannot be racists.  So Jamal is just a common-or-garden street thug.

…I think Mitt’s less relevant to the GOP now than Bob Dole, and Dole’s dead.

…you mean California, New York and Illinois are getting fucked by their own anti-business policies?  NO!

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

   

Finally, speaking of newspeople and journos:  I think we are all admirers of Marina Ovsyannikova, the blonde totty who crashed a Russki TV news program with an anti-war poster:

I think she should be offered political asylum, and given a job at Fox News.  She certainly has the boobs  qualifications:

 

…and as seen here in a pic with her lawyer:

(I mean, she can barely speak English, but that never stopped Dagen McDowell.)

That, or a centerfold.

…is brought to you by:

So let’s start slurping.

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…thus denying him a lucrative career at Pornhub in the future.

As for Climate Changery:

…just wait till someone drops a rocket on your watermelons, dude.  And:

…nah.  It all grows back eventually.  Just not the people.

From the Short Bus Department:

…oooh, that’s going to end the Ukranian invasion, eh?

And bringing Max Stupid  back home:

…neither you nor the TexGov has that much money, snowflake.

…her own younger son having let his chopper license expire while he was off shagging teenagers on islands.

…I had no idea that the Royal Mail employs Harvard MBAs.

Dept. of No Fucks Given:

  

And more from Hollyweird:

…not that anyone’s going to watch the Oscar wankfest this year, anyway.

And an extended, no-link INSIGNIFICA:
     

…note for Murkins:  27 stone = 27×14 = 378 lbs.

Here’s someone named Ellie Bamber (nope, no idea, sorry) who doesn’t weigh 378lbs… in fact, she looks like she barely weighs 73lbs.

 

And that’s all the news that’s fit to summarize.