Tag: Humor

Excuse me for a minute… [Pavlovian response]

Now on with the news, starting with the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:

...yet another triumph of Biden’s immigration policy.

...not in Nashville.

...we need to see more of this, all over the world.

And onto the great Palestinian Fuckup Fallout:

...Hamas:  continuing Obama’s legacy to the gun industry.

...the Izzies must be losing their touch.

...when asked to point out Israel on a map, the senator said: “Aarghlpaptmpofftry”.

And on to Sex News:

...and nobody saw this one coming.  [eyecross]

...confirming once and for all that yes, Bill Clinton was definitely on Epstein’s Client List.

...I didn’t even know that women were in the fencing business. [sic]

In Pre-Election News:

...enough of that stuff, Donald:  you already have my vote.

...no no, you lesbo freak, you’ve got it all wrong, as usual.  Trump doesn’t want to execute you;  but I could think of several others who might be tempted.
#Fifth Amendment #BuyMoreAmmo

And Great Moments In Parenting:

...I dunno;  sounds quite reasonable.

Then there’s this:

...not ordering the execution of Simon Cowell for Crimes Against Music?

And now, in INSIGNIFICA:

...so much for that “working-class punk” thing.

...nah, just kidding.  Here’s Liz Hurley:

A much better way to end the news, yes?

Ahhh those good old days when women had Bettah Pharmaceuticals to stop them going batshit crazy… and speaking of batshit crazy:

...under the reign of World-Emperor Kim, there would be a similar fish tank at the Pentagon, with a long line of generals waiting their turn — starting with that traitor Mark Milley.

Moving on to the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:

...you don’t say, Hank ol’ buddy.  Here’s one country that hasn’t:

...”you know how many Islamic terrorist attacks there have been in Poland?  NONE.”  [/quote of the day]

From the Chronicles of Nationalisation:

…

And yet we see they haven’t learned their lesson yet:

...wait:  didn’t they privatize the thing in the Seventies because the State had fucked it up almost beyond redemption? 

...another example of having privatized a service after nationalizing it had failed.  Maybe the answer really is:  [whispers] light rail transport systems don’t work in modern-day society.

Speaking of modern-day society:

...cut “her” dick and balls off, says I.

In Everybody Panic! News:

...yawn.  This nearly made INSIGNIFICA. As did this:

...crabs? Hornets?  What’s next?  Oh yeah, it’s Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:

...”when”?  How about “if ever”?

Speaking of “Places I’d Like To See Go Underwater”:

...and Hollywood actresses go on strike over “unfair competition”.

And in other Sporting News:

[sic]
...and then the real gagging began.

Now it’s the real, honest, link-free INSIGNIFICA:

 

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Finally, in Celebrity News:

...she’s no stranger to these pages, but here’s a brief refresher:

 

And on that high note, we end the roundup.